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Make a Story: If You Give A Politician A Cookie

Post by Strong Vader on Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:27 pm

In this, you add a sentence on to the last person's sentence, like pages in the storybook "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie". Do not mention names of real politicians. This is to make fun of politicians and the rat race in general.

Example:
-If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want some milk to go along with it.
-If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want to wipe off his milk mustache.
-If you give a mouse a napkin in front of a mirror, he'll notice his bangs are too long.
etc, etc.

For reals:
If you give a politician a cookie, he'll want to subsidize "cookie farmers".

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Re: Make a Story: If You Give A Politician A Cookie

Post by Sam Fissure on Wed May 19, 2010 7:31 am

Bumpness!

If he subsidizes cookie farmers, he'll have to shut down the internet.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:21 am

If he shuts down the internet, he's not getting re-elected, that's for sure.

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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:37 am

If he's getting reelected he'll need a committee.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:21 am

If he needs a committee, he'll have to find people who actually can stand to be near him.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:58 am

If he needs people who can stand to be near him, he'll need to go out-of-country

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:11 am

If he needs to go out-of-country, he'll be forced to make a speech to "those dayng foreigners."

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:13 am

if he has to make a speech to those dang foreigners, he'll end up apologizing for the Iraq war and such

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Re: Make a Story: If You Give A Politician A Cookie

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:17 am

If he has to apologize for the Iraq war and such, he'll actually be taking a stand on an issue for the first time in his life.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:18 am

if he actually takes a stand on an issue, he will upset some of the voters

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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:36 am

If he upsets some of the voters he'll have to buy a conversion van

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:59 am

If he buys a conversion van he'll have to paint a pithy slogan on it.

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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:53 pm

If he paints a pithy slogan on it he'll need to bribe paint manufacturers to let him get some paint.

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Post by Sam Fissure on Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:24 pm

If he bribes people for paint, it will end up on Fox News.
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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:34 pm

If he ends up on Fox News it'll probably be pretty cool. I mean, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity! But if he does end up on Fox News he'll get lambasted by Fox News and protected by the other networks. I mean, he did bribe people

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Post by Sam Fissure on Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:37 pm

If he's protected by the other networks, Fox News will """"""lambast"""""" them.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:14 pm

If Fox News lambasts the other networks, then the politician will have to disavow any knowledge of Fox News' activities (which would you want publicity on-one network or several?)

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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:36 pm

If all this lambastment goes on the politician will probably just steal some curly fries from the Jack in the Box next door to the Capitol. MMM, curly fries.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:09 pm

If the politician steals curly fries, he will probably end up going to jail.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:33 pm

If he goes to jail, he will get shanked in the yard a lot

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Post by Sam Fissure on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:00 pm

If he gets shanked in the yard, he will flee to the laundry room, unsuspectingly entering "Shiv City"
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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:06 pm

If he unsuspectingly enters Shiv City he'll find it pretty nice, kind of a fixer-upper. Then he will get hit on the back of the head with a shovel.

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Post by Sam Fissure on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:12 pm

If he gets KO'd, he'll probably wake up in the bathroom with a shaved head taped to the toilet.
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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:13 pm

if that happenes, he'll pay his million dollar bond and flee to Brazil

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Re: Make a Story: If You Give A Politician A Cookie

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:35 am

If he flees to Brazil, he may gain a better understanding of the people and the situation there. Pfft! Like that could ever happen! Lemme try again.

If he flees to Brazil, he'll be forced to learn a new sport called "sock-kur."

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