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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:06 pm

If our politician learns soccer he'll continually confuse it with "football".

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:08 pm

if he confuses soccor with football, he'll confuse the voters

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:11 pm

If he confuses the voters, and he sounds fancy enough, than he'll win for sure.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:13 pm

if he wins, we'll become communist

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Post by Sam Fissure on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:32 pm

If we become communist... I can't come up with anything that won't get me marked for death by the communist union. Anybody else?
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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:48 pm

If we become communist maybe people will stop making those stupid those "in Soviet Russia X does Y to you" jokes.

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Post by Sam Fissure on Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:56 pm

But in Soviet Russia, Egg cracks you!
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Post by It on Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:54 pm

If people stop making those stupid "in Soviet Russia X does Y to you" jokes, then they'll start making those "in The United States, Y does X to you" jokes over in Russia
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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:26 pm

If people start making those jokes they won't be funny because it's the opposite of the X does Y to you jokes about Soviet Russia, which are the opposite of normal life. Communist Russia does not have a sense of humor.

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Post by It on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:43 pm

If Communist Russia develops a worse sense of humor, they'll begin a war with Alaska
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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:47 pm

If we go to war with Russia our politician will want a cookie.

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Post by It on Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:39 pm

If the politician wants a cookie, the game will restart
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Post by Sam Fissure on Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:46 pm

Finally! Good game, every bod- wait. We can't just end the game, now can we?
If the game resets, we lose all our previous unsaved data.
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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:10 pm

If we lose all our previous unsaved data our politician will probably die. w00t.

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Post by Sam Fissure on Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:15 pm

If the politician dies, our communist country will be in an uproar searching for a new leader to dictate over them.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:45 am

Eventually, after years of eternal struggle and fighting, our country will revert to democracy. ( I mean, Russia did, didn't they?)

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:51 am

If our country reverts to democracy all the major news networks (except Fox) will be out of business. Fox will stay on with their major program, "I Told You So" with scintillating comments.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:35 am

If the only show left on television is Fox's I Told You So (hosted by Scintillating Comments), then Americans will quit watching television.

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:42 am

If Americans stop watching TV they will finally get some exercise. Then die. Somehow. Of exploding.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:18 pm

If Americans die, then the only people left in the country will be illegal immigrants.

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:19 pm

If illegal immigrants are the only ones in this country they'll get lost. You know, because they can't read. Or something. Then the Russians come over to play Ping Pong with Mr.Diskette.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:31 pm

If Russians play ping pong with Diskette, he will undoubtedly beat them with his masterful powers. They will then get angry and declare war on the United Immigrants of Illegality.

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:32 pm

If they declare war on the UII the politician will come back from the dead and get elected Emperor of Russia.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:10 pm

If the politician is elected Emperor of Russia than we'll finally know for sure that Russians are dumber than Americans.

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:24 pm

If we find out that Russians are even dumber than Americans the Czechs will rule the world. Or at least Ukraine.

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