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Espemon333 wrote:Has anyone read my profile?

Jobs/Hobbies: Vampire, Assassin, Chapter Book Reader

I'm sorry, but I can only die a natural death. No kill for you!

Oh, yeah? Well, I know every vampire's secret weakness...
Triple-M! Deploy the whiny, angsty teenage girls! No sparkly vampire can resist!

Great! I needed target practice!

I'm the one with the gun!

I have 3 nuclear missiles (trained on Switch's house) so watch out, definitely not Uzi-Bazooka!

Espemon333 wrote:I have 3 nuclear missiles (trained on Switch's house) so watch out, definitely not Uzi-Bazooka!

YOU my friend.... just bought yourself an Aunt Gertrude.

I haven't set them off yet. But If there's a giant nuclear explosion and Switch disappears, don't blame me.

Chocobo in the 'Fro wrote:I haven't set them off yet. But If there's a giant nuclear explosion and Switch disappears, don't blame me.

I would think you'd WANT to have the blame for that! Hail to the conquering hero!

...

How do you kill vampires?

They're surprisingly easy to kill. Garlic, stakes through the heart, bullets in the heart, cutting off the head, bullets in the brain, shall I go on? Needless to say Italy knows no vampires.

Favorite way to kill vampires? Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Nice, Disk. Reeeeeeeeeeeaaal nice.

Possibly Ash Williams.

Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

You're making me hungry Uzi stop making me hungry.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

mediastorageDisk wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Multi-quote, baby. All hail the mighty pyramid of Uhzey-Bhazkha, the God of Bad Salesmanship! Bring preserved dead guys to me, that I may offer them low, low savings on needlessly tight underwears! BRING THEM!

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

mediastorageDisk wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Multi-quote, baby. All hail the mighty pyramid of Uhzey-Bhazkha, the God of Bad Salesmanship! Bring preserved dead guys to me, that I may offer them low, low savings on needlessly tight underwears! BRING THEM!

When will we achieve warp quote?

Disk wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

mediastorageDisk wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Mr. Tiddlywinks wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Bram Stoker's not bad when it comes to vampires, either. But in my opinion, you just can't beat a mob of townspeople carrying a stake. Preferably medium rare, with some sauteed mushrooms.

Blasphemy! Obviously it's a nice ribeye cooked extrarare with Caribbean jerk marinade with a crap load of A1 sauce.

You're making me hungrier SV stop making me hungrier.

With poutine! Cheese curds and gravy on top of fries!

Look, unless you're going to send me some of this stuff so I can eat it instead of stale Cheez-Its, just be quiet.

And cold soda! Refreshing cold soda that soothes your throat!

Why are we quoting each other if we're the only people talking?

Oh, I already have cold soda. I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now!

And we're quoting because it puts everything in a cool pyramid.

Gotta find the nested quote limit, eh?

Anyways I gotta go eat this bag of sour Starbursts.

PYRAMIDS SUCK.

Multi-quote, baby. All hail the mighty pyramid of Uhzey-Bhazkha, the God of Bad Salesmanship! Bring preserved dead guys to me, that I may offer them low, low savings on needlessly tight underwears! BRING THEM!

When will we achieve warp quote?

WE'VE GONE TO PLAID!