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The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm



Has anyone of you played the SBEmail Game? It was fun, until it got locked on HRWiki Forum, along with some other threads that we liked, so we moved here. If you haven't, that's ok. You can see what we did here.

Rules:
1. Don't have SB delete the e-mail unless you think SB would actually delete that e-mail.
2. The length of the sbemail is not restricted. Don't make it too long or too short, though...
3. Rate the above sbemail before answering the email, and tell us why you give it that rating.
4. If you think SB would read a part of the e-mail differently, please state it.
5. A suggestion for the style of the sbemail should be the one used for the Transcripts.
6. Adding special content (easter eggs) is not necessary.

The last e-mail was:
Dear Strong Bad,
Does Homestar have his own videogame? How lame is it? If he doesn't have one, make one up, and make fun of it.
Signed,
Briar Cudgeon
From me.
Ready? Go!
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:41 pm

Oh, yeah. If you guys want a copy of the old Sbemail Game on HRWiki Forum, just PM me with your e-mail address, and I'll send it to you.
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:07 pm

Okay, this is a lot diffrent from the HRwiki fourm, but the sbemail game is here, so here I go!

homestar video game

SB: Checkin my emails, checkin my emails. I never thought I'd see them again! (brings up email)
Dear Strong Bad,
Does Homestar have his own videogame? How lame is it? If he doesn't have one, make one up, and make fun of it.
Signed,
Briar Cudgeon

SB: Well Brian, homestar doesn't have any games! I meen look! (brings up games menu) There isn't a single homestar game here! They're all mine! Except for that feakin' marshie one. Makes me wanna puke! (clears screen)

SB: Anyhow, make one up for the sole purpose of making fun of him... Woah! I totaly just remembered! I have "The homestarrunner extra real dating sim"! lets bring that up!

brings up dating sim form "Date"

SB: and the best part of this is that, it's tottaly realistic! (starts clicking on the sim thingy)

SB: Well, that's all I got. You can play it if you want! Here's a link. extrareal/datingsim

SB: Well, see ya!

You got easter egg ideas? PM me!

Okay so it wasn't the best. but this topic looked a little...undernourished.

Dear Strong Bad,
Why is strong sad so deppresing?
Your buddy
Triple M


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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by MichaelXX2 on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:03 pm

depressing strong sad

Dear Strong Bad,
Why is strong sad so deppresing?
Your buddy
Triple M

SB:Well, guy who can't spell correctly, I've been thinking about this. I'll ask him!

{cut to Strong Sad's room}

SB: TAKE THIS! WAHAHAHA!

{Strong Bad pulls out a gun and shoots his leg.}

SS: OW! CRAP! DANG! RIBS!

{cut back to the Compe.}

SB:Yeah, I have no idea why he's so sad and depressing all the time. I guess the world will never know.

{The Paper cometh down}


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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:38 pm

No sbemail from ya?
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:46 pm

Strong vader (on the wiki forum) wrote:1. No unfinished e-mails; if you can't finish it, don't post it.
2. If you do not supply an e-mail at the end, someone else will make one up to keep the ball rolling. And sorry, you can't post a new one after that person posts an e-mail.
3. If you do a "someone posted before me, but I'll put my own idea up to show everyone," don't put your own e-mail for someone else to answer; just re-post the previous guy's e-mail.

These were some added rules on the old wiki forum. I better put them up.
Anyway, I'm gonna write an email to keep the ball rolling here.

Dear Stupid Bag,
HA! It's me! I just thought, that, you never think! Don't delete this you WIMP!
Your pal
2nd grade girl that could beat you up! (ha! you only blocked them from 1st grade girl!)
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:26 pm

2nd grade girl

STRONG BAD: SBEmail is the main food group in the food pyramid.
Dear Stupid Bag,
HA! It's me! I just thought, that, you never think! Don't delete this you WIMP!
Your pal
2nd grade girl that could beat you up! (ha! you only blocked them from 1st grade girl!)

WHAT THE FREAKIN' CRAP!! Oh, that is IT!

{brings up "Archived E-mails"}

ert+
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456`-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

{deletes "Strong ba-" and inserts "2nd grade girl who can beat up strong ba"}

{The Compe` dings with an "E-mail Sent" alert, then a moment later, a "Computer Successfully Virus'd,", then a "Computer A Splodeth" alert dings.}

There you go, ya moron. Now send me some good e-mails. Ye know the power I holdeth in the Compe`.

The Pap`er comes down.


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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:20 pm

Come on people! Post a sbemail after you answere one!

The next email:

Dear Strong Bad,
Wher do you buy all your games? I mean, Snake Boxer 5 is like, Da bomb! I wanna know where to buy it!From the folks over here
Kyle, Jhonson, Kaleb, Tucksworth, Michal, John, Zach, Pablo, and ME!
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:27 pm

videlectrix catalog

STRONG BAD: It's a short one this week...
Dear Strong Bad,
Wher do you buy all your games? I mean, Snake Boxer 5 is like, Da bomb! I wanna know where to buy it!From the folks over here
Kyle, Jhonson, Kaleb, Tucksworth, Michal, John, Zach, Pablo, and ME!

STRONG BAD: What do you mean, where do I buy all my games? Don't they have those at your local video game stores? Well, if they don't, try the ol' Videlectrix catalog. They have every game ever made by Videlectrix. It's freakin' awesome, everyone in this e-mail. If you go to their website, you can get it, along with all of their semiannual newsletter.

All right, until next week, remember the SBEmail checker, a-me, Strong Bad!

{The Pape`r comes down.]

Dear Strong Bad,
Besides Cold Ones, what are your favorite drinks? Where can we get them?
Your friend,
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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:36 pm

drinks

Dear Strong Bad,
Besides Cold Ones, what are your favorite drinks? Where can we get them?
Your friend,
Marko Ramius

SB: Well, marky, I like all kinds 'o drinks. But I have to say that my favorite would be Bull Honkey. However, it has some... bad side effects.

cut to the field. SB looks just like SS does when he's crazy. SS is standing there taking notes.

SS: So, how do you feel?

SB: I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't get emails! But I'll answere emails!

SS: (voiceover) After the intake of several thousand cans of the caffenergy sauce known as "Bull Honkey" The subject became...

SB: (voiceover) All right, I've had enough!

static

cut to the science fair. SS has done a project called "the effect of caffine on Strong Bad."

Judges: Hm, yes... I see.

SS: Thank you gentelmen.

A judge who resemble Albert Einstien stands next to SS.

Einstien: On behalf of all of us at the United Nations, We present to you, a nobel peacy prize. You're reserch has helped MILLIONS!

cut back to compé.

SB: You know what, never mind! Let me tell you this gregor! Nothing compares to a cold one. NOTHING! AT ALL!!!!!!

papér comes down.

PM me if you got easter egg ideas.


my sbemail

Dear SB
How long have Bubs and Coach Z know each other?
Ur pal
Jimmi Hendrix


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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:00 pm

two-o duo

STRONG BAD: Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies, and amber waves of e-mail...
Dear SB
How long have Bubs and Coach Z know each other?
Ur pal
Jimmi Hendrix
{reads "Dear SB" as "Dear Sed Bed no comma", "Ur" as "oor", and "Jimmi" as "Jim I."}
Well, Jimmy-Jimmy, I don't really know. Let's ask them, shall we? {Geddup noise}

{cut to the Concession Stand.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, Bubs!

BUBS: Hey, Strong Bad! What can I do for you?

STRONG BAD: Some guy e-mailed me and asked how long you and Coach Z-

BUBS: Coach Z? Don't talk to me about that big green-

STRONG BAD: Sellout, I know! But how long have you known him?

BUBS: I don't know him anymore! And we're closed! {slams down door}

{cut to the locker room}

STRONG BAD: Hey, Coach Z!

COACH Z: {sadly} Hey, Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: Some guy wants to know how long you and Bubs have known each other.

COACH Z: Well, it all started way back when I moved here and that I became the Coach around here and that the King of Town was...

{screen darkens; "4-6 Hours Later" appears. Screen lightens to reveal that it is dark in the locker room, and Strong Bad is asleep on a bench}

COACH Z: And that's when Bubs broke up the Two-O-Duo for the seventy-eighth time...

STRONG BAD: Well, Coach, this has been an enlightening and totally not boring experience, but...I...have...a...Fluffy Puff Red Translucent Dessert Related Substance in the oven...that I have to tend to...right...now.

COACH Z: No problem, Strong Bad. Come over again, and I'll tell you how Homestar picks stuff up without hands!

{cut to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: Well, whoever, I can't get a straight answer out of either of them. It's like reasoning with Homsar. So, if you want to know so bad, go ask them yourself! Stupid bench in Coach Z's locker, giving me a backache...{The Paper comes down.}

Dear Strong Bad,
What was your favorite time when you cheated in a contest or game?
Your buddy,
V. I. Lenin


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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Achenar on Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:50 am

cheating

Dear Strong Bad,
What was your favorite time when you cheated in a contest or game?
Your buddy,
V. I. Lenin

Well Cloth man. There have been WAY too many times that I have cheated to pick a favorite,or even list! But i'll show you a few of my best ones
-Cut to an old-style stage with Strong Bad,Homestar,and Pom Pom and a plate of marshemellows in front of each of them-
The Judge: Ladies and gentlema- -Mich feedback- Ladies and gentleman! Welcome to the 3Tst Marshmellow eating contest!
-Close up of the stage-
The Judge: Our contestants of the day are Strong Bad,Homestar and Pom pom!
-cut back to the judge-
The Judge: Let's get this over with for the 3T'st time!
Close up of Homestar and he starts eating quickly. Then it cuts to Pom Pom as he starts "eating marshmellows" (holding them up to his face as they dissapear)
Pom Pom,you are breaking so many laws of physics right now.
-5 MINUTES LATER SCREEN-
-cut to the King of Town eating very quickly with a Strong Bad mask on as Pom-Pom bubbles angrily-
What? Yes i'm strong bad!..uh..crap?...dates?.....cold ones?
-bubbles angrily and grabs the KOT'S mask and tears it off-
Uh...........doo hoo?
-The KOT runs off-
Judge- Strong Bad has left the stage! Pom Pom has stopped eating,Homestar wins!
-homestar jumps up and does his "victory dance" from Strongest Man In the world-
I win!
-cut to pom pom as strong bad runs up angrily-
I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU -takes out pin- REVEALING MY CHEATS!
-pom pom beats strong bad up in a similar manner to the email. Cut back to sb at the Compe
Uh that was-just..the wrong tape-uh nothing....-strong bad gets up and runs off-
-Not Paper comes up-
EASTER EGGS!
Click on "Wrong Tape" to reveal an easter egg of the KOT at a press conference-
He blackmailed me I swear it! He threatened the life of my butter!

Dear Mr. Awesome-Girlfriend-Hav-er (AKA Strong Bad)
I was wondering...did you and Strong Sad get along when you were kids? And if so why are you mean to him now?
Best Intentions,Mine (Pronounced: Me-Nay. And yes i'm a girl)
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Thy Dungeon Master on Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:49 pm

pmnayiag

And the email comes in the NIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIGHT!
cloverstardrop wrote:Dear Mr. Awesome-Girlfriend-Hav-er (AKA Strong Bad)
I was wondering...did you and Strong Sad get along when you were kids? And if so why are you mean to him now?
Best Intentions,Mine (Pronounced: Me-Nay. And yes i'm a girl)
California
Well, Mrs Pronounced Me-Nay And... Look, can I just call you Mrs Pmnayiag?Man, those Californians have weird surnames. Well, Mrs Pmnayiag, as has been documented in previous emails, Li'l Strong Sad(typed as Li'l Dumpington) was really annoying and he kept making bad jokes about me that nobody understood. But as I said earlier, it can be saved for another time, like, a few weeks ago to be precise.

Hey ho, Stro Bro!
I've just noticed that you all seem to pick things up from nowhere. What's the deal with that? Is it something to do with the fourth dimension or something?

Wishing I could attach a Cold One,
Nick A, England


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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:16 pm

hammerspace


Hey ho, Stro Bro!
I've just noticed that you all seem to pick things up from nowhere. What's the deal with that? Is it something to do with the fourth dimension or something?

Wishing I could attach a Cold One,
Nick A, England


: Oh, do you mean like this (pulls a cold one out of hammerspace) and like THIS (pulls strong sad's video camera from independent out of hammerspace) and like THIS (quickly) DELETED! Bwah ha ha! Man, I never get tired of that!

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Dearest Strong Bad:
Doth thou hast a medivel times restraunt in Strong Badia? Cause thateth would be-eth the BOMB...eht.
Thy humblest sevant.
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Post by Thy Dungeon Master on Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:42 pm

-eth

movie magic man wrote:Dearest Strong Bad:
Doth thou hast a medivel times restraunt in Strong Badia? Cause thateth would be-eth the BOMB...eht.
Thy humblest sevant.
movie magiceth man...eth
Whaddaya think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman or something? Also, I don't keep people with severed heads to do my bidding, especially not people with severed heads who can't spell their olde english, so...
DELETEST!
Dear Strong Bad,
I think Homsar is awesome.
Your pal,
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Post by Strong Vader on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:00 pm

awesome homsar

STRONG BAD: {playing a video game} Oh yeah! Take that, Red Baron, and that! And that! And...aww...{a Game Over screen appears} I guess...that...I should answer...an e-mail.

Dear Strong Bad,
I think Homsar is awesome.
Your pal,
Nick A, England

Ok, now that I know that, what do I do? {geddup noise} I guess I'll just go tell him. {muttering} Weird. Someone actually thinking Homsar is awesome and not e-mailing me that I'M awesome...

{cut to the Field. Homsar is floating.}

STRONG BAD: HEY! Mini-Homestar! Some Brit named Nick (hey, that almost rhymes) thinks you're awesome!

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaaah! I could eat a dozen pillow television fireplace logs!

STRONG BAD: No, you idiot! Some guy thinks you're awesome! Which is weird, but...

HOMSAR: I'm a treadmill video game from the Seventies!

{cut to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: So, Nickelodeon, I told Homsar that you think he's awesome. Though I can't tell if he understood or not. Well, if you think that he's so awesome, maybe you can understand him. I'ma gonna play some more Snoopy v. Red Baron.

{The Digital Paper comes up.}

Click on "maybe you can understand him" to hear:

HOMSAR: {in a deep voice, like in Strong Badia the Free} Hello, Strong Bad. It's nice to see that someone likes-{hacking and coughing is heard}-{regular voice} DaAaAaAaAaAah! I had a spit bubble in my throat, Jim Bob!

Dear Strong Bad,
What kind of computers do everyone else have? I mean, we know that you have the awesome Compe and Homestar has that weird talking microfiche reader. Do the others have computers? How crappy are they?
Your buddy,
Artemis Fowl
PS: Would you like to join forces? I stand for awesome, and I believe I am the second-most brilliant criminal mind of our time (after you, of course)

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:24 am

other computers

Dear Strong Bad,
What kind of computers do everyone else have? I mean, we know that you have the awesome Compe and Homestar has that weird talking microfiche reader. Do the others have computers? How crappy are they?
Your buddy,
Artemis Fowl
PS: Would you like to join forces? I stand for awesome, and I believe I am the second-most brilliant criminal mind of our time (after you, of course)

SB: Um.... Sure. Ever since Palpatine decided to hate me, I've needed some other lackey to play tennins with. {clears screen} Anyway, I belive that your question was about everyones computers. Well it just happens that I was just leaving to go to the Strong Badia 3rd Annual Computer Show right now! (he leaves)

Cut to Strong Badia. You can see several tables set up. On one, partialy obscured, you can see the KOT with the Snacky 186. SB Walks in to a table with the Compé on it.

The Announcer: And now, ladies and gentelmen. This years judge... A man of few words, but more importantly, a man of no computer. Please welcome... The poopsmith.

KOT: Boo

cut to a table with Marzipan and the Happy 8600. The poopsmith walks up.

Marzi: Well, my computer used to be Homestar's, but he got mountain dew, or something, all over it. I took it in and cleaned it up, and it works just fine for me!

Poopsmith: Holds up a sign that says "features?"

Marzi: Well, everytime I use it's battery. 50 acres of rainforest are saved, and whenever I press enter, people in Africa get electricity.

Poopsmith: ... (walks away)

cut to the next table. Bub's is there with one of the Datum center computers.

Bubs: Well, I stole... er...I mean I BORROWED it from my place of employment.

Poopsmith: (hold up sign) So it's not yours?

Bubs: Nope!

Poopsmith:...(hold up sign) Disqualified. {walks off}

Bubs: Watch your mouth, man!

cut to the next table. Coach Z is there with a three-ring binder that reads: "Real laptop coputer and NOT a binder" The poopsmith just keeps on walking.

Coach Z: Hey, you forgat to look at my laptop computer der.

cut to the next table. Pom Pom is sitting there with what appears to be one of the new iMacs, but in place of the apple logo is a Tandy Logo.

: (subtitled) Well, I was bored one day so I decided to head up to the Tandy Store and see what they had. Well, this {indicates to laptop} caught my eye and next thing you know I had bought"

:{Holds up a sign that says "Features?"}

Pom Pom: ({bubbles}presses a button on the computer)

zoom over to the next table where the cheat is sitting with the Monosodium Dreams. The cheat explodes. zoom back to Pom Pom's table.

cut to SB's table.

SB: Woah, looks like I goot some compotition!

: (offscreen) I know! Can you belive it!

zoom out to show SS's table. He has Tangerine Dreams.

SB: You have a computer?

SS: Yeah, I've had it for about...

SB: (interupting) not interested.

cut back to Pom Pom's table

Poopsmith: (holds up a sign) Woah, awesome!

cut to the cheats table. TC shakes off the blck from the explosion. The Poopsmithe walks in.

The cheat: (cheat noise)

Poopsmith: (on a sign) Oh, wow...

The cheat: (cheat noises)

Poopsmith: {on a sign.} shocking!

poopsmith walks to the next table which has Strong Mad and his box computer.

SM: I WORK HARD!!!! E-COMMERECE, E-BUSSINESE!!!!!!

The poopsmith walks to the next table.

: Dah.

cut to next table The KOT is sitting there with the snacky 186

: Oh, hey there poopsmith!

Poopsmith: (on a sign) Features?

KOT: HM... Inbox, templates... outbox? Oh, and it makes food!

The poopsmith drops a pile of whatsit on the table and walks away.

cut to the next tabke which has Strong Bad and the compé. The poopsmith walks in.

:This computer is the great! It has about the equal amount of style and awessomnes as me!!!

Poopsmith:...(on sign)okay. (walks to next table)

cut to the next table. Strong Sad with the Tangerine Dream. The poopsmith walks in

SS: This computer is the only thing that keeps me from being depressed.

Poopsmith: (on a sign) Ouch.

cut to the podium like in the olympics with 1st 2nd 3rd. Show all the characters who competed in the contest+ .

Announcer: And now ladies and gentleman. The judge has spoken.

cut to the poopsmith who shrugs.

Announcer: Third place is... The CHEAT!

: (happy cheat noises)

Announcer: In second place is... POM POM!

: (bubbles).

Annoncer: And now (drum roll) the champion of the 3rd annual Strong Badia Computer show is...

close up on strong bad...

Announcer: STRONG SAD! (confettie falls. There is cheering)

close up on strong sad.

SS: I won!?!?! I WON!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cut to the podium. The cheat is on the 3rd place spot. Pom Pom is on the 2nd place spot. SS is on the 1st place spot. cut to SB's table. It is covered in confettie.

SB: (typing) I can't believe strong sad beat me! Oh well. I guess I know who to cheat against next year... Okay, so untill next time. send me all your questions. and I will make fun of your punctuation and spelling... I mean answere tham.


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Why do you think that you think senor cardgage is cool, but everyone else thanks he is creepy?
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:15 pm

senor cardgage

STRONG BAD: Would you like fries with your e-mail meal, ma'am?

Dearest Strongly badest
Why do you think that you think senor cardgage is cool, but everyone else thanks he is creepy?
From:
The gentle staph here at Thorax Corporation LLC,,.

Wait! I'M the only one who thinks that Senor Cardgage is cool? {geddup noise}

{cut to Strong Sad's Room.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Sad, do you think Senor Cardgage is cool?

STRONG SAD: NO! He's really weird and creepy and-OW!

{Strong Bad punches him in the gut}

{cut to Strong Mad's Room}

STRONG BAD: Graw Mad, do you think that Senor Cardgage us cool?

STRONG MAD: {pause} JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

STRONG BAD: What about you, The Cheat? Don't YOU think that Senor Cardgage is cool?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} {looks frightened, hides behind Strong Mad}

STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE CHEAT!

{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad looks battered and tired}

STRONG BAD: Bubs, don't you think that Senor Cardgage is awesome? Everyone thinks he's really creepy, for some reason.

BUBS: Senor Cardgage? That creepy combover guy who had that Senorial Day sale crap ads against me? That guys sucks! I hate that guy!

STRONG BAD: Aren't you talking about Coach Z, here?

BUBS: Senor Cardgage, Coach Z, what's the difference?

{cut to the Locker Room}

COACH Z: No, I can't say that I think that Senor Cardgage is creepy. I once gave him this moist towel, and-

STRONG BAD: Shut up! Shut up nine times! You're starting to make ME think he's creepy now. I wasn't even talking to you! Homestar!

HOMESTAR: Yeah, Stong Bah?

STRONG BAD: Do you think Senor Cardgage is cool?

HOMESTAR: {pauses} He smells like pea soooooup!

{cut to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: Well, Thorax anthrax peoples, for some reason, people don't like Senor Cardgage. That guy, he's just so awesome. {sniffs} NO! I wasn't crying! I have some...onion...cupcakes in the oven. Bye!

{Digital Paper comes up}

Easter Egg:
Click on "he's just so awesome" to see Strong Bad at the Senor Cardgage: Cool, not Creepy Festival

STRONG BAD: Come on, peoples! Senor Cardgage is awesome!

{pan out to see that no one is there. After a few seconds, Senor Cardgage walks by.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Hello there, Victorimaria. Could you help an old light globe buy a can of peas?

Dear Strong Bad,
What kinds of scams do you do? I mean, we all enjoy it when you punch Strong Sad in the face, or punch Strong Sad in the gut, or stuff like that, but why don't you try doing something like a Ponzi scheme or a pyramid scheme? And after that, set Strong Sad's stuff on fire.
Your reinstated buddy,
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by SBEmail Check-a Dee Ay eN on Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:45 pm

idiot filter

Oh who is the guy that <"checks all his emails" is replaced with "clicks the email icon on his desktop">? That's me Strong Baaayaaad.

Dear Strong Bad,
What kinds of scams do you do? I mean, we all enjoy it when you punch Strong Sad in the face, or punch Strong Sad in the gut, or stuff like that, but why don't you try doing something like a Ponzi scheme or a pyramid scheme? And after that, set Strong Sad's stuff on fire.
Your reinstated buddy,
Strong Vader

Well Stong Vad, as much as I'd like to, I've recently been working on making the Compy Compé use a special idiot filter. Not for you, but for *ahem* depressio@strumstarhammer.com and DJmankiewicz@strumstarhammer.com and every time they email me, they get punched in the face by The Not-A-Paper! Check it out. (clicks Command Prompt) Ahh, so classic

run "super_special_idiot_filter.exe"

(cut to a two-screened scree; on one side is in the HRE-mail room, on the other is in the... SSE-mail room confused }

and Dear Homestar/Strong Sad, this is for emailing me all the time!

{Virtual Paper pops out of Homestar's taped-up and cracked Happy 8600 and punches him in the face, then pan down to Strong Sad's Dumpy 500, and does the same}

So there you has it, Strond Vad.

{Virtual Paper comes up}

(my email below:)

Dear Strong Bad,
How many licks does it take
to get to the tootsie roll
center of a tootsie pop?

Abdi's younger brother,
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:09 am

tootsie pops

STRONG BAD: In case of an emergency, this e-mail may be used as a flotation device.

Dear Strong Bad,
How many licks does it take
to get to the tootsie roll
center of a tootsie pop?

Abdi's younger brother,
Jake LaRue
San Diego, CA

Well, Jakeman, I've frequently wondered that myself. Let's find out, shall we?

{cut to Strong Mad's room}

STRONG BAD: Hey, brotha Graw Mad.

STRONG MAD: WHAT IS IT?

STRONG BAD: I need you to lick this Tootsie Roll Pop until it's all gone.

STRONG MAD: {chomps on it, and a crunch is heard.} JUST ONE!

{cut to Strong Sad's Room}

STRONG BAD: Hey, Egar Dump-an Poe.

STRONG SAD: What now, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: Some guy who's the younger brother of this other guy that e-mailed me earlier wants to know how many licks it takes to get to a Tootsie Roll Pop.

STRONG SAD: Well, we can go on to the Internet and find some study that found it out...

STRONG BAD: Never mind! Just eat this Tootsie Roll Pop!

{Strong Sad licks it, then one eye opens fully, and Strong Sad goes into his hyper-caffeine state}

STRONG SAD: I FEEL BAD! I feel sad! I FEEL GREAT! I don't even eat light globes! I don't even care about football! {wanders off into the distance, with a Tootsie Roll Pop glued to his forehead}

{cut to the King of Town's Grill}

STRONG BAD: Hey, the Cheat. Want this Tootsie Roll Pop?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: You just gotta let me see you eat it, so I can tell this guy how many licks it takes to get to the middle of it.

{The Cheat bites the Tootsie Roll Pop. His head explodes.}

{cut to the Track.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, Homestar! I need you to eat this Tootsie Roll Pop! It's melonade flavored!

HOMESTAR: Thanks, Strong Bad! I love free candy! {takes a lick} AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!

STRONG BAD: I couldn't resist putting Tabasco on it!

{Strong Bad turns to face Coach Z}

STRONG BAD: Coach Z? Want one?

COACH Z: Sure, Strong Bad. I can't afford getting the money cost variety.

{Coach Z eats one, but rolls around on the ground convulsively}

STRONG BAD: Congratulations, Coach Z. You're the first official eater of a Sour Cream and The Cheat Fur flavored Tootsie Roll Pop.

{cut to Marzipan's house}

STRONG BAD: Marzipan, would you mind being part of my scientific endeavor to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of this Tootsie Soy Pop.

MARZIPAN: Why, thanks, Strong Bad. That's sweet of you. {eats it} This tastes real good, Strong Bad. What's it it? {Strong Bad hands over the bag} Soy, Tofu, GROUND BEEF? {starts chasing Strong Bad}

{cut to the Computer Room. Strong Bad pulls a CD from his forehead}

STRONG BAD: Well, Jakey, I guess the world will never know for sure. I guess I shouldn't have pranked them so much. I mean, I didn't even know Marzipan could throw this hard. Well, goodbye, everybody! I've got to get my tetanus shots from "Dr." Bubs. {Geddup noise}

Dear Strong Bad,
Besides that awesome Gremlin you own, do you have any other sorts of vehicles? Can you fly a plane?
Your buddy,
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:17 am

vehicles

Strong Bad: (to the tune of Loading Screens) It's just my E-mail, on the new compe', I can't believe this desktop on my new compe'...

Dear Strong Bad,
Besides that awesome Gremlin you own, do you have any other sorts of vehicles? Can you fly a plane?
Your buddy,
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Read As: Dear The Same Greeting I always get from these kids, besides that awesome Gremlin you own, do you have any other sorts of vehicles? Can you fly a plane? Your buddy (yeah, you wish) President Sarah Konner Robot, Skroob for short.

Strong Bad: Well, Sarah, I never had a plane. I did once have a boat, but something...unusual...happened to it.
(Cuts to a scene of Strong Bad on a large boat called the "S.S. Ess.")
Strong Bad: Ah, it is truly a fine day at sea. I'm pretty sure you're required to say that once you own a boat. I dunno. Weird sailor tradition.
: Come on in HEEEeeeEEeeere!
(The boat rocks back and forth, causing waves to splash up in the form of letters spelling out the word "jibblie".)
Strong Bad: Woah! Hey, you stupid painting! Come back here and fix up this me-
(The boat tips over, causing Strong Bad to fall into the water.)
: He He He! I just love my job!
(back to the computer screen)
Strong Bad: If I could have any vehicle, though, it would have to be the Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turnsintoaplanethatturnsintoastatueofamoosethatturnsintoatankthatturnsintoacouchthatturnsintoaSPACESHIP!!!
(as SB talks, the screen shows a picture of the aforementioned vehicle above Strong Bad's head, turning into the different shapes as Strong Bad says and types them.)
I've been dreaming about it for my whole life since I found out about it this morning!
(cuts to the breakfast table, where Strong Sad is reading "The Local Newspapes". Strong Bad walks down into the kitchen.)
Strong Bad: Hey.
Strong Sad: Hey.
Strong Bad: what's in the papes?
Strong Sad: Says here there's some kind of a Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship.
Strong Bad: No way!!
Strong Bad (back at the computer:) so, I have it on back order, but it should take, like, weeks and weeks before I get it.
Homestar (walking in with the toy vehicle in its couch form): oh, Strong Bad! Guess what I have!
Strong Bad: No! It can't be true! Not the Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship! Say it isn't so!
Homestar: okay. It isn't so. Anyways, I brought back your gratuitous item. (Homestar drops a large box marked, "The GI, y'all" onto the compe's keyboard. The compe' sighs.)
Strong Bad: Why is the Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship so darn tiny?
Homestar: Well, it's just perfect toy size!
Strong Bad: Wait, are you saying that the Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship is a toy? A figurine? A small plaything?!
Homestar: Pretty much.
Strong Bad: No fair! How did you get it before I did?
Homestar: Well, I just severed my leg in front of the drive thru whale and he gave me a kid's meal! And guess what the toy was?
Strong Bad: The Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship?
Homestar: Absotively wrong! It was none other than the Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship!
Strong Bad: Hey, Homestar. I'll make you a deal: you can keep my gratuitous item, if you'll just hand over the Cheat Commandos awesome truck that turns into a plane that turns into a statue of a moose that turns into a tank that turns into a couch that turns into a spaceship.
Homestar: I don't know, Stro Bro.
Strong Bad: I'll thrown in a worthless thing! (drops a box marked "The W.T., y'all!" onto the GI.)
Homestar: I'll take it! I'll take twelve! (Homestar runs off with the boxes.)
Strong Bad: No, Homestar! A deal means, you GIVE ME THE TRUCK! (sigh). Oh, well. At least I got rid of that worthless thing.
(The virtual paper comes up.)

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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:23 am

Whoops! I forgot to post MY E-mail.

Hello, Strong Bad!
Those online social networking sites like Face Book or My Space or whatever are getting tons of attention. Why don't you make your own? If you charged people to use it, you could probably make like a million dollars!
Sincerely yours truly,
Sergeant V.P. Jamison (Burmingham, North Dakota.)
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:03 pm

social networking

Hello, Strong Bad!
Those online social networking sites like Face Book or My Space or whatever are getting tons of attention. Why don't you make your own? If you charged people to use it, you could probably make like a million dollars!
Sincerely yours truly,
Sergeant V.P. Jamison (Burmingham, North Dakota.)

STRONG BAD: Well, Jamie, I tried one of dems once. It didn't turn out too well. {types virtualpizz.biz into the Internet address box} {the website says, "Welcome, user STRONG BAD! There are 1 users online, out of 1 users.} {closes window}

But some of the other peoples around here have social nets. Let's rag on them, shall we? {types cheatsapizzanetwork.net into the Internet address box} {The website is bright and colorful, with a PBTC The Cheat on it. It says, "Welcome, user STRONG BAD. There are 2534578 members online out of 8290184 members."} Let's see how The Cheat is doing. {brings up the page for "DJ Teh Cheat", who has 7893632 friends}. So, at my page {brings up the page for "Strong Bad", who has 2 friends} {quickly closes it} That was nothing! Nothing at all!

So next we have Pom Pom's site. {brings up technochocolate.cool} {It says, "You are not worthy to enter the Technochocolate Site!"}

Forget it! Stupid Pom Pom, not letting me join...

{Virtual Paper comes up}

Dear Strong Bad,
What kind of cool stuff have you invented? I bet you made a lot of cool weapons, accessories, and technology. What do you have at the patent office? Where is your patent office, anyway?
Your friend,
Chuck

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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Thy Dungeon Master on Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:52 am

inventions

E-mail launching in T-minus 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Dear Strong Bad,
What kind of cool stuff have you invented? I bet you made a lot of cool weapons, accessories, and technology. What do you have at the patent office? Where is your patent office, anyway?
Your friend,
Chuck
Well, Chuck, I've invented loads of weapons. Remember that nunchuck-gun from the Dangeresque movies? That was my own! No dumb freakin' prop designer there. Ooh, and this invisible machine that drops a giant weight from the sky... that's invisible.

Heavy lourde falls, SB quickly jumps out of the way

Woah, I didn't even need to turn it on! It demonstrated itself. (high pitched)AWESOME!

SB: I guess I should go make millions by selling this on the black market. (Runs off)

Compé: Ha, ha, ha, ha... (displays ONE dé)
*preeow*
Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever left town to go and see the sights?
Yours curiously,
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Re: The SBEmail Game

Post by Strong Vader on Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:22 pm

sight seeing

STRONG BAD: Let's see here...{changes wallpaper to be one of Strong Bad's basement wall design, then to be a brick wall, then to the Horrible Painting}

COMPE: Come on in here!

STRONG BAD: WAAGH! NO! {changes wallpaper to be the Strong Badian Flag, then clicks SBEmail icon} I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of E-mail.

Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever left town to go and see the sights?
Yours curiously,
A. Stevenson

Yeah, Stevie, I have. It was really boring, and I think I talked about this before.

{cut to the postcard from "vacation"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I mean, this place doesn't even have any restaurants. All that's here is antique shops. I have a sneaking suspicion that the people here eat antiques.

{cut to a scene from "road trip"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And who could forget:

THE CHEAT: {inquiring The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Keys? What keys?

THE CHEAT: {frustrated The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Look, all I know is what Bubs told me. And he told me that the doors and windows are broken and you can't open 'em from the inside.

{cute to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: But yeah, Stevensonersongundermanface, I guess it HAS been a while since I've gone on a trip.

{static}

{Strong Bad and The Cheat are sitting in the Gremlin. The Cheat is in the driver's seat, and the car is moving}

STRONG BAD: So, The Cheat, I've got everything covered this time. I brought a pickaxe to break open the door when we get there, {pan left to see Strong Bad's pickaxe}, food {pan right to see a few bags of Potate and Chippies!}, and I got this car movin'.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad? Oh, he's in the back. {pan to the rear to see Strong Mad pushing the car.}

STRONG MAD: REPLACE ENGINE OIL! NEED GAS!

STRONG BAD: Pull over over there, The Cheat! {the Gremlin turns and is next to Bubs' Concession Stand} Hey, Bubs!

BUBS: Hey, Strong Bad! What can I do for you today?

STRONG BAD: Whatcha got in the way of automotive fluid and fuel? For Strong Mad?

BUBS: I got these gallons of gasoline lying around. You want 'em?

STRONG BAD: Sure. {Strong Mad gulps down the gas. The Cheat's head explodes}

{scene changes to see the Gremlin driving down a road. There is a traffic jam.}

STRONG BAD: Traffic? Aw, this is just great!

{focus changes to Homestar in his "auto", trying to toss a coin into a collection box for a tollbooth. He tosses the coin into the air, trying to bounce it off the tollbooth into the box, but keeping missing. Instead of dropping the coin into the box, Homestar gets out of his car, gets the coin, and keeps trying to toss it into the box.}

STRONG BAD: Aw, come on! {pulls out bazooka} Di-a-loo-doo, Di-a-loo-doo, Di-a-loo-doo-DIE! {fires bazooka}

{cut to the Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: So you see, Treasure Island, that's why I'm not allowed to go out of town and see the sights anymore.

{Virtual Paper comes up}

Dear Mr. Bad,
This is your second-to-last warning. If you do not remit payment of Fourteen (14) Dollars and Fifty-Two (52) cents, you will be subjected to a Steal-Your-Compe-Style collection agency. Any effort to delete and/or block this e-mail or address will result in the immediate explosion and death of your Compe.
Your friend,
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