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Post by Sgt. Beadsmaster on Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:56 pm

Ok, so, if you were an action figure than what features and accessories would you have on this thing?
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Achenar on Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:34 pm

Well, id definitly come with all my weapons. My AK, my Pistol, My Knife, my chainsaw, my hammer, i'd better stop there.
And it'd look like my avatar.
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Strong Vader on Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:10 pm

It would be an empty box, with "Invisibility Power!" and "Bittorenting Ability!" and "Batteries not included."

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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Achenar on Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:13 pm

Strong Vader wrote:It would be an empty box, with "Invisibility Power!" and "Bittorenting Ability!" and "Batteries not included."
Because we all know you dont bittorent!
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by The Wheelchair on Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:50 pm

Oh man, mine would be too awesome for any of you to handle! It'd come with all of these features:

Wiimote Laser Gun
Miniature DSi that plays Rhythm Heaven music when you press the power button
Rocket Boots
A limited edition issue of Nintendo Power that isn't available anywhere else
And a realistically sarcastic smile!

Hopefully one day technology will catch up with my advanced thinking.
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Sgt. Beadsmaster on Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:49 pm

Well, I as my self in real life always wear a fun meter, its this button you see, and it has three colors with the words Minimum, medium, Max, with three colors, and theres a little spindle. So bassically I turn it to low when I'm not having fun and high when I'm having fun and medium when its just an average time. Yeah, ask diskette about it. I would wear that, and you would turn the little spindle thing and I would say something like, "This is so much fun!" or "Ok" or, "Ugh... I'm really bored..." Yeah!!!! And I would come with this awesome suit of armor that is like samus armor sort of, it would be kind of like the buzz light year action figure if you remember with all its crazy things like light up and sound and helmet, and... a limited addition comic about me... or something like that. Yeah, and I would have some insane accessories! Like, a big robot hand and some robot boots and a laser beam and yeah......... I've gone on too long...
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Strong Vader on Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:52 pm

Clover star dropper wrote:
Strong Vader wrote:It would be an empty box, with "Invisibility Power!" and "Bittorenting Ability!" and "Batteries not included."
Because we all know you dont bittorent!

No, shaped like there's no bittorenting ability. Shaped like there's no bittorenting ability.

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Post by These are my saturdays on Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:05 pm

My action figure would come in the most hard to open packaging available. The more damage one copy's packaging does to the environment the better.
The actual figure, wouldn't look at all like me, but the packaging obscures all views of the figure, so no one could tell unless they read toy collector magazines, which I'm gonna bet not many people do.
It would come with a software disk filled with viruses, but they were disguised as Tetris. Youd'd enter your name when it said "Highscore board" and it would cost money to submit. It'd crack your account therefore and every point you score is a dollar to me from your bank account.
The action features don't make any sense, and rarely work. The normal version can launch it's head thirty feet, likely lodging itself in some four-year-old's throat. The chase figure would allow you took look through figures eyes, where it'd show everything in 3D, everything, except anything on a screen. The Special Edition, only available in eastern Canada, would not only be solid plastic, instead of being 20% glass, and would come with a rifle shaped like Wolverine. It's action feature would be a grappling hook, allowing you to swing across ravines or trip some guy.
The packaging would depict buyers of this toy, five year old kids no less, who would be crying, crying because they wanted a better toy.


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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Christhulhu on Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:35 pm

My figure would bear the headline "Bhtup- Action Man."
It would be in ancient Egyptian armor, the gold and blue style.
It would have a crazy-awesome scythe, entirely black, with a gold blade.
It would have a removable black cloak, so I could become the Grim Reaper.
It would have an attachable ankh, which, when attached, would vaporize all in the room. The figure would lie on the floor, waiting for the next unsuspecting child to pick it up.
This would be the sales method. This figure would only sell one model.
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Christhulhu on Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:42 pm

Bump.
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Sam Fissure on Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:45 pm

My thing would just be clear plastique, because it's hard to see assassins.
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Sgt. Beadsmaster on Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:47 am

Chocobo in the 'Fro wrote:My thing would just be clear plastique, because it's hard to see assassins.


hahahahaha (don't say that this was a cheap shot for getting posts in my number of posts)
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by These are my saturdays on Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:23 am

Sgt. Beadsmaster wrote:
Chocobo in the 'Fro wrote:My thing would just be clear plastique, because it's hard to see assassins.


hahahahaha (don't say that this was a cheap shot for getting posts in my number of posts)

Ummm, was this a cheap shot to engorge your posts?
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Sam Fissure on Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:06 am

Your mom was a cheap shot to engorge your posts!
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Re: You, as an action figure!

Post by Sgt. Beadsmaster on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:35 pm

NO! It wasn't! I seriously thought that was funny...
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