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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:13 pm

I'm not sure where this topic should go, but I'll let the Administrators figure that out.
Some form of award (I haven't decided what it should be yet) will be given to whoever creates the most hilarious caption for the picture below. If everyone likes it enough, maybe I'll put more pictures up after this one.
RULES:
*The deadline for uploading is Feast of Mendelev (THURSDAY, JANUARY 21)
*Nothing obscene or inappropriate (as always.)
*In the spirit of Strong Bad himself, MISSPELLED ENTRIES WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.
*No more than three sentences long.
*One entry per user (you can change entries by saying something like, "I take that back, I want my caption to be...")

Ready? Here we go!


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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Dov on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:20 pm

Whoa! Didn't see you there Hot Simone! Can I leave and change my pants... Now? Embarassed
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Post by The Wheelchair on Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:05 pm

Cloaks? Battle Armor? No way! Real men trudge through the desert in their underwears!
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Post by Achenar on Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:16 pm

(How did you get THAT, Uzi?)
Here's a little something for the lady-type fans
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:14 pm

I got this picture by taking it in the photo booth in Dangersque 3: The Criminal Projective.

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Post by Achenar on Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:59 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:I got this picture by taking it in the photo booth in Dangersque 3: The Criminal Projective.
I had no idea tighty-whities were available...
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:07 pm

Well, it is! Here's what the Telltale games site has to say about it:
(To get the) Briefs: Use the gun on the tube above the airlock (dryer) in the Space Station.

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Strong Vader on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:54 pm

Wrestling mask? Check.
Boxing gloves? Check.
Pants? Mostly check?

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Post by DELETED! on Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:33 pm

It would be really awkward right now if some ugly nerd who has no girlfriend and probably thinks that Alvin and The Chipmunks is a piece of cinematic gold with many different layers of meaning decided to hide a webcam in this room and post a picture of me on a nerdy forum for dozens of people who he doesn't know to write captions for it, because he has no real friends due to aspurgers syndrome taking over his life, eating his mom, shaving his little sister's beard, and giving Fred a movie deal. That was a very long sentence. Well, here's the third sentence, which will eventually become a fan favorite, spawning its own series and tons of merchandise.

[That was hilariously random. XD And yes, the aspies slander was making fun of my own brain pattern/lack of social skills, so anyone who's offended has no right to be.]
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Sam Fissure on Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:43 pm

"The Cheat? YOU PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN RIGHT THIS MINUTE, OR NO MUTE BUTTON FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!"
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:10 am

Okay, everybloody! Here are the winners of the January 2010 Uzi-Bazook'a Caption Contest!!
1. Espemon333 - 1950 points
2. Strong Vader - 1900 points
3. Dov - 1900 points
Espemon333: You will be getting a priavte message soon allowing you to claim your prize.
All Else: A new picture will be posted soon. The due date will be Renaldo's third retirement party (FEBRUARY 19)

For the complete (and boring) way that I graded all y'all, look at the spoiler below:
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Dov: Whoa! Didn't see you there Hot Simone! Can I leave and change my pants... Now?
Obscure Homestar reference (Simone): 500 points
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 400 points (capitalization of "Now" for no reason.)
Total Awesome-osity: 1900 points

The Wheelchair: Cloaks? Battle Armor? No way! Real men trudge through the desert in their underwears!
Obscure Homestar reference: 0 points
Hilarity value: 600 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 1600 points

Switchblunderbuss: Here's a little something for the lady-type fans
Obscure Homestar reference: 0 points
Hilarity value: 600 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 400 points (whatever happened to punctuation, it used to be so cool!)
Total Awesome-osity: 1500 points

Strong Vader: Wrestling mask? Check. Boxing gloves? Check. Pants? Mostly check?
Obscure Homestar reference: 500 points ("mostly check" from business trip.)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 400 points (three sentences? mostly check...)
Spelling and grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 1900 points

DELETED!: It would be really awkward right now if some ugly nerd who has no girlfriend and probably thinks that Alvin and The Chipmunks is a piece of cinematic gold with many different layers of meaning decided to hide a webcam in this room and post a picture of me on a nerdy forum for dozens of people who he doesn't know to write captions for it, because he has no real friends due to aspurgers syndrome taking over his life, eating his mom, shaving his little sister's beard, and giving Fred a movie deal. That was a very long sentence. Well, here's the third sentence, which will eventually become a fan favorite, spawning its own series and tons of merchandise.
Obscure Homestar reference: 0 points
Hilarity value: 100 points
Obeying the rules: 600 points (an extra hundred for cleverly stretching the three-sentence limit!)
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 1200 points

Espemon333: The Cheat? YOU PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN RIGHT THIS MINUTE, OR NO MUTE BUTTON FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!!!
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 500 points (mute button from "priveleges")
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 450 points (highly iffy use of exclamation points.)
Total Awesome-osity: 1950 points

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by DELETED! on Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:34 pm

I thought the "fan favorite Sentence 3" would be a sure-fire ticket to victory.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:46 pm

New picture, y'all captionheads!

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Dov on Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:55 pm

Yes, senior Senor Cardgage (). I AM a Spanish pirate wearing cowboy boots! Now, give me all your money!


(I hope I win this time... badly)
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Post by Sam Fissure on Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:15 pm

Are you sure this is what all the hip, young catburglers are wearing this season? I'd rather just tighten the laces again.
(Why don't we have an emoticon of that??? That'd be so cool!)
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Post by The Wheelchair on Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:16 pm

Whaddaya mean there aren't any bolt cutters in this game? How am I supposed to steal that dude's mounTAIN bike without bolt cutters!?
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:19 am

DELETED! wrote:I thought the "fan favorite Sentence 3" would be a sure-fire ticket to victory.
Well, unfortunately, you lost in the "Hilarity" category, or the "How Much Fun I Had Reading Your Entry, Plus How Hard I Laughed."
Here are some key problems you had:
-Calling me "some ugly nerd who has no girlfriend"
-Saying that I "thinks that Alvin and The Chipmunks is a piece of cinematic gold with many different layers of meaning" (that's probably one of my least favorite movies, ever. EVER!)
-Your whole entry screamed "What the sense-make?!?!?"

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:28 pm

Hey-a, issa me-a, Chico-a-Marx-a. Would-a you like-a da pie-in-a da face-a? Yeah, I didn't really research this role...

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Post by DELETED! on Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:27 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:
DELETED! wrote:I thought the "fan favorite Sentence 3" would be a sure-fire ticket to victory.
Well, unfortunately, you lost in the "Hilarity" category, or the "How Much Fun I Had Reading Your Entry, Plus How Hard I Laughed."
Here are some key problems you had:
-Calling me "some ugly nerd who has no girlfriend"
-Saying that I "thinks that Alvin and The Chipmunks is a piece of cinematic gold with many different layers of meaning" (that's probably one of my least favorite movies, ever. EVER!)
-Your whole entry screamed "What the sense-make?!?!?"
1. Those who insult others only make themselves look immature. This is a technique used by comedic sock puppets across teh interwebz.
2. Duh. I have the exact same feelings about that movie.
3. ...You win this round.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:11 pm

Okay, juys. Now, the deadline is still a week away, but it seems like everyone's already entered. If you haven't, I'm going to make the deadline Sunday. Okay? Sound good?

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:10 am

Okay, guys! Deadline day! Prepare for...the winners of the February 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!! There were only four entries, and there are four winners!
1. Strong Vader - 2000 points
1. The Wheelchair - 2000 points
2. Espemon333 - 1900 points
3. Dov - 1600 points
Strong Vader and the Wheelchair: You will be getting a priavte message soon allowing you to claim your prize.
All Else: A new picture will be posted soon. The due date will be Thursday, March 4

For the complete (and boring) way that I graded everyone, look at the spoiler below:
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Dov: Yes, senior Senor Cardgage. I AM a Spanish pirate wearing cowboy boots! Now, give me all your money!
Obscure Homestar reference: 0 points (Senor Cardgage not obscure enough.)
Hilarity value: 600 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 1600 points

The Wheelchair: Whaddaya mean there aren't any bolt cutters in this game? How am I supposed to steal that dude's mounTAIN bike without bolt cutters!?

Obscure Homestar reference: 500 points (bolt cutters + mounTAIN bike = yes.)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

Strong Vader: Hey-a, issa me-a, Chico-a-Marx-a. Would-a you like-a da pie-in-a da face-a? Yeah, I didn't really research this role...
Obscure Homestar reference: 500 points (date night-style role research!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

Espemon333: Are you sure this is what all the hip, young catburglers are wearing this season? I'd rather just tighten the laces again.
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 500 points (lace tightening)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 400 points ("cat burglars" is two words. Also, it's spelled "burglars.")
Total Awesome-osity: 1900 points

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:12 am

New picture, everybody!
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Post by It on Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:43 am

I was stomping around in pecan pie all morning! That's why I was late to work! So, if you could forget how you said you were gonna fire me, that'd be just grandiose.
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Post by Sam Fissure on Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:17 pm

The Cheat, are you sure this is what Delelia meant when she invited me to a 'Sock hop'?
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Post by The Wheelchair on Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:13 pm

If I can't taser that gnome in the office, I guess I'll have to go to a place where I can!
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