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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Dov on Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:05 pm

Ok, The Cheat. I went to the forest in Texas. You said there were supposed to be instruments here!

(The running gag is (and yes I looked it up) Texas instruments)

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Sam Fissure on Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:28 pm

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Strong Vader on Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:40 pm

Um, the Cheat? Are you sure this is what the firewall-get-around-er is supposed to do? I'm trying it, but it looks like my imagination is still broken.

(Ha! TWO running gags!)

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:02 am

DUE DATE TOMORROW! POST, POST, POST!
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Sam Fissure on Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:43 pm

GO PRIVATE!!!! BE A MAN!!!!
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:57 am

Here it is, ladies and germs! Prepare for...the winners of the March 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!! Can I get a bo-nus?
1. Strong Vader
2. Dov
3. The Wheelchair

Strong Vader: You will be getting a private message soon allowing you to claim your prize.
All Else: A new picture will be posted soon. The due date will be Kiss-a-Greg Day (April 1).

For the complete (and boring) way that I graded everyone, look at the spoiler below:
Spoiler:


Dov: Ok, The Cheat. I went to the forest in Texas. You said there were supposed to be instruments here!
Obscure Homestar reference:500 points (If the Wiki calls "Texas Instruments" a running gag, then it is!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

The Wheelchair: If I can't taser that gnome in the office, I guess I'll have to go to a place where I can!

Obscure Homestar reference: 500 points (I hate that stupid gnome!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

Strong Vader: Um, the Cheat? Are you sure this is what the firewall-get-around-er is supposed to do? I'm trying it, but it looks like my imagination is still broken.
Obscure Homestar reference: 1000 points (Two references are better than one)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

Espemon333: The Cheat, are you sure this is what Delelia meant when she invited me to a 'Sock hop'?
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 500 points (Delelia)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 400 points (Whatever happened to capitalization? It used to be not the beginning of "sock"!)
Total Awesome-osity: 1900 points

Okay, guys. You have figured out what I want, and almost all of the entries are getting at least 2000 points. This is why hencetoforthwith, I am adding a new grading category: Characterization. This means, "does it sound like something this character would say?" For example: Having Homestar saying something stupid is good characterization points. Having Coach Z act cool is bad characterization points. You'll get the hang of it.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:03 pm

New picture, USA!

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by The Wheelchair on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:21 pm

Whether his castle is being stormed, entangled by bushes, or eaten by a giant Homestar, the KOT just can't ever seem to be lucky.

(I sorta count Giant Homestar as an inside reference! "He's just in the foreground")
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Sam Fissure on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:41 pm

Ooh! Ooh! Marzipan, get a picture of me next to the evil happy castle, sitting there, undressing me with its eyes!
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by It on Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:03 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Here it is, ladies and germs! Prepare for...the winners of the March 2010 Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!! Can I get a bo-nus?
1. Strong Vader
2. Dov
3. The Wheelchair

Strong Vader: You will be getting a private message soon allowing you to claim your prize.
All Else: A new picture will be posted soon. The due date will be Kiss-a-Greg Day (April 1).

For the complete (and boring) way that I graded everyone, look at the spoiler below:
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Dov: Ok, The Cheat. I went to the forest in Texas. You said there were supposed to be instruments here!
Obscure Homestar reference:500 points (If the Wiki calls "Texas Instruments" a running gag, then it is!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

The Wheelchair: If I can't taser that gnome in the office, I guess I'll have to go to a place where I can!

Obscure Homestar reference: 500 points (I hate that stupid gnome!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

Strong Vader: Um, the Cheat? Are you sure this is what the firewall-get-around-er is supposed to do? I'm trying it, but it looks like my imagination is still broken.
Obscure Homestar reference: 1000 points (Two references are better than one)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points

Espemon333: The Cheat, are you sure this is what Delelia meant when she invited me to a 'Sock hop'?
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 500 points (Delelia)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 400 points (Whatever happened to capitalization? It used to be not the beginning of "sock"!)
Total Awesome-osity: 1900 points

Okay, guys. You have figured out what I want, and almost all of the entries are getting at least 2000 points. This is why hencetoforthwith, I am adding a new grading category: Characterization. This means, "does it sound like something this character would say?" For example: Having Homestar saying something stupid is good characterization points. Having Coach Z act cool is bad characterization points. You'll get the hang of it.

You forgot my caption.
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:06 pm

Oh, dang! Your score will be as follows:

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Gordon Tiecollarondemos: I was stomping around in pecan pie all morning! That's why I was late to work! So, if you could forget how you said you were gonna fire me, that'd be just grandiose.
Obscure Homestar reference: 500 points (Stomping in pies)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2000 points
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by It on Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:57 pm

I don't care what you say, Strong Bad. That castle with a mouth and thunderclouds is totally my house! And even if it's not, I'm fine living in your house for a few more weeks until sbemail 206 comes out.
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Dov on Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:56 am

Hey Marzipan, I remember when we were first dating and I was making witch's brew in front of that castle!

(Two, yes two running gags!)
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:46 am

You know what? I've been thinking, and I've decided to get rid of the new "Characterization" category. From now on, I'll just be stricter in the "Hilarity" category. Previously, unless yours was really, REALLY dumb, I've just been giving everyone 500.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:49 pm

Due to a terrible, crappy color scheme and a ranting, raving Pizzaburger-controlled Movie Magic Bot taking over the forum, Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest Results will not be posted until the Insanity ends...IF the insanity ends. Thank you for your cooperation!

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Sam Fissure on Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:54 pm

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:05 am

Hold on to your Cacodemons! Ripping through the forum like a Marine through Hell, it's...
THE WINNERS OF THE APRIL 2010 UZI-BAZOOKA'S CAPTION CONTEST! (Da-da-da-DA-da-da-DADA-Daaaa!)
1. Dov - 2450 points
2. Gordon Tiecallerondermos - 2300 points
3. Espemon333Chocobo in the 'Fro - 1975 points

Complete Grading system, checkitout!
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Dov: Hey Marzipan, I remember when we were first dating and I was making witch's brew in front of that castle!
Obscure Homestar reference:1000 points (He says two references, even though I only see witch's brew. Still, I trust him.)
Hilarity value: 450 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 2450 points

The Wheelchair: Whether his castle is being stormed, entangled by bushes, or eaten by a giant Homestar, the KOT just can't ever seem to be lucky.
Obscure Homestar reference: 3.141592654 points (A reference so obscure, even I don't fully get it! Too weird...)
Hilarity value: 700 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 1793.141592654 points

Espemon333Chocobo in the 'Fro: Ooh! Ooh! Marzipan, get a picture of me next to the evil happy castle, sitting there, undressing me with its eyes!
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 500 points (Strong Badia the Free reference! Woo!)
Hilarity value: 475 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 500 points
Total Awesome-osity: 1975 points

Gordon Tiecallerondermos: I don't care what you say, Strong Bad. That castle with a mouth and thunderclouds is totally my house! And even if it's not, I'm fine living in your house for a few more weeks until sbemail 206 comes out.
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 1000 points (I think there's two or three in there!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 300 points (Whatever happened to capitalizing "sbemail"? And the fact that you never ever ever start a sentence with "and"?)
Total Awesome-osity: 2300 points

A new picture will be posted soon. Results will be posted on St. Palaroncini's Day (May 5.)

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by Sam Fissure on Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:31 am

Ding!
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:55 am

New picture, checkitout checkitout!

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by It on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:18 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Gordon Tiecallerondermos: I don't care what you say, Strong Bad. That castle with a mouth and thunderclouds is totally my house! And even if it's not, I'm fine living in your house for a few more weeks until sbemail 206 comes out.
Obscure Homestar Runner reference: 1000 points (I think there's two or three in there!)
Hilarity value: 500 points
Obeying the rules: 500 points
Spelling and Grammar: 300 points (Whatever happened to capitalizing "sbemail"? And the fact that you never ever ever start a sentence with "and"?)
Total Awesome-osity: 2300 points

A new picture will be posted soon. Results will be posted on St. Palaroncini's Day (May 5.)

While I can't argue with the And thing, I don't think the word sbemail needs to capitalized. Why, even the wiki has it as sbemail.

The Homestar Runner Wiki wrote:Strong Bad Email, frequently shortened to sbemail, was originally a small feature in which Strong Bad would answer a fan-sent email and commonly mock the spelling and grammar of those who wrote to him.
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Post by It on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:20 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:New picture, checkitout checkitout!

To be clear, is this a quote for Stong Bah, or Gron Sah?
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:55 am

It's a CAPTION. For the PICTURE. It can be a quote from either or, a quote from both, or not even a quote at all.

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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by It on Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:09 pm

For fun, I'll make it a MARZIPAN quote.

That's why I call this song Security is not very nice!
Electrocuting Strong Bad is not very nice!
*stops playing guitar* Actually, since he sabotaged us, he deserves the 10,000 volts.
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Post by The Wheelchair on Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:00 pm

I'm not sure which is more frightening: Strong Sad's backside, Strong Bad's (ahem) PYROTECHNICS!, or the Marzipan without a face.
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Re: Uzi-Bazooka's Caption Contest!

Post by It on Fri May 07, 2010 4:48 pm

Uh, it's past May 5th. Where are the results?
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