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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:30 pm

Ye eatest of the CAKE. Thou art DIABETIC, ye fool! Thy BLOOD SUGAR level rises to FIFTY PERCENT OF CRITICAL. Ye probably shouldn't eat the other HALF OF THE CAKE.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:48 pm

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:21 pm

Ye lookest around. EUSTACE B. THRIMBLETRIMMER is looking at thee. It is kind of creepy and thou wishest he would stop ogling at the sword stuck in your back. What wouldst thou deau?

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:33 pm

>use SWORD on EUSTACE B. THRIMBLETRIMMER _

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:38 pm

Ye tryeth but he AUTO-PARRY-ETH. Ye find this very irritating, especially since the DRAGON has LICKED thee on the LEFT EAR.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:14 am


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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:40 am

Ye becometh the OTHER GUY. Ye findeth thyself in a DUNGEON. Compensation, adequate. There iseth a PUMPKIN, a KEY, and SEVERAL TASTEFULLY DECORATED TAPESTRIES. What wouldst thou deau?

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:17 pm


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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:38 pm

You cannot be EUSTACE B. THRIMBLETRIMMER because he is too busy being CLUBS DEUCE!

You are now ARTHUR K. BORRINGTON III.

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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:15 pm

Ye have never heard such foolishness as a man named Edward James Olmos. Thou art in thy ROOM plotting the demise of a certain ACTING TROUPE. Ye havest in thy possession a PENCIL, a SOFT DRINK, and LEGAL PAPER. What wouldst thou deau?

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:03 pm


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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:38 pm

Ye dost not have a COMPUTER! Ye placeth such ridiculous thoughts away from your mind as ye trippeth over a PUMPKIN.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:58 pm

>pick up a weel gun

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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:07 pm

Ye havest no idea what that is!

Ye feeleth a certain need to looketh for a certain stump.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:12 pm



You grabbeth your WHEEL GUN. This game has won you more cash at RUSSIAN ROULETTE than you have EX-GIRLFRIENDS. And you have had quite a few EX-GIRLFRIENDS...
One such GIRLISH FIEND is a MISS SARAH MAYONAKA, of the YOUNG AT HEART THEATRE TROUPE, whose demise you are currently plotting because of her. She will regret the day she ever heard of you...actually, she already does.
Your plan is almost complete. You have the WEAPON, the BLUEPRINTS of their building, the TIME, and the PLACE. What you don't have is your trusty, somewhat musty GRAPPLING GUN.
No where did you leave that thing?

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Post by Sam Fissure on Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:03 pm

>Check Canada.
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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:30 pm

Um, Uzi? I was kind of running the game?

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:13 am

Sorry, Strong Vad, I didn't see your post. Oh, well. The narrative's switched before, right? Next time, just try to steal it before I get a word in. 's what I do.

And now, I'm going with Sam's command.

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Post by Falcon Paunch on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:42 am

>Clam Chowder
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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:47 am

Ye checkest for CLAM CHOWDER. It is SEVEN MONTHS OLD and ye havest no idea why ye KEEPETH it around.

A BLADE OF A KNIFE pricketh thee from behind. A VOICE telleth thee to turn around SLOWLY or he will GUT THEE LIKE SHEEP. What wouldst thou deau?

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:00 am



>THROW THE GIANT INFLATABLE WALRUS AT HIM AND, IN THE RESULTING CONFUSION, JUMP BEHIND HIM, TAKE YOUR GRAPPLING GUN OUT OF YOUR POCKET (the only place you haven't checked yet, so it has to be there) AND SPEAR HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE GUT WITH IT_

(I should get Thy Bonuspoints for having the longest command ever.)

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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:04 am

Ye doeth so. Ye also singeth KING HENRY THE EIGHTH. Ye haveth no idea what the lyrics are to KING HENRY THE EIGHTH. A piece of AMBERGRIS falleth from the SKY as a GIANT SPERM WHALE loometh overhead.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:50 am



>EAT SPERM WHALE

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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:33 pm

Ye trieth to eat the SPERM WHALE. Ye haveth no points in BELLY OF THE WHALE or EXTORTION, however.

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