Re: The Movies Thread

[Kinda Long Hair]

Eh, it usually takes me longer.

Spoiler:

well... most of them were from both. We gets mad at that type stuff

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[Uzi-Bazooka]

Its fine. Everyone except Uzi and SV have had those. Diskette had them twice!

Um, Sweetbagel not only threatened me with death, she actually forced me to go to the chatbox where she started describing, IN DETAIL, how she would kill me. So...yeah. Take me offa list.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Its fine. Everyone except Uzi and SV have had those. Diskette had them twice!

Um, Sweetbagel not only threatened me with death, she actually forced me to go to the chatbox where she started describing, IN DETAIL, how she would kill me. So...yeah. Take me offa list.

Yeah, I didnt mean like that.

I mean you used a certain similie and both of us threatened to kill your legs.

[Strong Vader]

I haven't seen Avatar, but I've read the PopSci (Popular Science to you laymen) and the special effects seem really cool.

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I mostly like animation, especially Pixar.

My favorite film of all time is Little Shop of Horrors WITH the original ending. A test audience ruined the entire point of the story. Imagine if Romeo and Juliet was subjected to focus groups.

[Strong Vader]

"Oh, that I may be a glove upon that hand, so that I may (MINIATURE GOLF COURSE) touch that cheek. But soft, what (KOZMIK BOWLING) light breaks through yonder window? (THAT PAINTBALL PLACE DOWN THE STREET) (DAN'S WATERSLIDEPLACE EMPORIUM) Now I'll do a dance."

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Hahahahaha. But I mean FOCUS GROUPS, not advertising. For those who don't know what the big deal about the play Little Shop is, I'll explain.

There's a nice, kind, shy, quiet guy. He's poor. He has a crush on a girl who's being abused by her boyfriend. He's in the poor part of town, and wants to escape. The story is full of musical numbers done by Alan Menken [lyrics written by Howard Ashmen]. But the story is that of great literature. In a Poe-style twist...the only way to get everything he ever wanted is MURDER. Every psychological horror scene was IMMEDIATELY followed by slapstick comedy and/or a musical number to lighten the tension. Unfortunately, this led people into thinking the play was a musical comedy. Little Shop of Horrors is still one of the most widely produced plays, but misconceptions about the premise caused a poor focus group to be chosen for the film adaption [little kids and their parents]. This resulted in the world-changing crisis about capitalism, greed, and "the American way" to be removed from the film.

Sound interesting? Either go see Little Shop with the original ending OR the play. Your life will be changed forever.

[fanboy rant out]

[Kinda Long Hair]

Just close your eyes when Jake says "I just need this girl to chose me." Beneath the pink, fluorescent tree.

-Shudder, shudder, shudder, shudder-
I'M.NOT.SEEING.IT.

you just made it worse, espemon...

Really, all they did was reach first base

.........................
YOU LIE!...YOU ARE A LIE!
I'm definitly NOT seeing it noo...

Okay... maybe it was around 2nd base...

Espemon, little help here?

I'M.NOT.SEEING.IT!!!

YES. YOU. ARE!!!!!!!111!!!1!1!Q

aLSO: lets move this discussion to The Movies thread

That was a fail, man!

AND NO I'M NOT. I DON'T CARE TO SEE BLUE CREATURES GET TO 2ND BASE!

What, a 5 second scene in a 3 hour movie!?! The rest of the time is crap exploding, and people getting shot with arrows. (can I get an arrow'd?) I mean, what about blue people on pteradactlys swooping in on a ton of helicopters with grenades!

[Achenar]

You made it sound more sucky than it probably is

[Kinda Long Hair]

You made it sound more sucky than it probably is

Well peebels, since Switchbald is throwing a hissy fit, lits turn our attention elsewere

O Brother Where Art Thou is one of the greates movies ever, right behind *cough* Avatar *cough*. I mean, the blind KKK guy, that one crazy cow hating bank robber guy! It has the greatest soundtrack of any movie ever!!!!!!!

Who else has seen it?

[silent wulf]

I've seen part of it, and I agree it's a really good movie.

[Achenar]

I've seen part of it, and I agree it's a really good movie.

GAAAAAAH!!!

[Kinda Long Hair]

I've seen part of it, and I agree it's a really good movie.

GAAAAAAH!!!

Wow. We're not even talking about Avatar anymore. We're talking about O Brother Where Art Thou.

[Achenar]

I've seen part of it, and I agree it's a really good movie.

GAAAAAAH!!!

Wow. We're not even talking about Avatar anymore. We're talking about O Brother Where Art Thou.

Crap.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

O Brother Where Art Thou is one of the greates movies ever. I mean, the blind KKK guy, that one crazy cow hating bank robber guy! It has the greatest soundtrack of any movie ever!!!!!!!

Who else has seen it?

I've seen it. And yes, it is fabulous. "I am a man of constant sorrow..." The movie is supposed to be kind of based off of Homer's Odyssey. That's why it has, for example, the cyclops (that's the guy with one eye.) Excellent, excellent movie, and after you own that, you should buy the soundtrack (like we did.) Definitely worth it.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Okay, so I went and saw Avatar agin today.

The scene you people keep going on about wasnt that bad. They kissed, than they hugged. Thats not, ahem, that. And its immediatley followed by shotguns.

[Achenar]

Okay, so I went and saw Avatar agin today.

The scene you people keep going on about wasnt that bad. They kissed, than they hugged. Thats not, ahem, that. And its immediatley followed by shotguns.

Then why the heck did Espemon say that?!

[Kinda Long Hair]

Okay, so I went and saw Avatar agin today.

The scene you people keep going on about wasnt that bad. They kissed, than they hugged. Thats not, ahem, that. And its immediatley followed by shotguns.

Then why the heck did Espemon say that?!

I don know. Maybe he missaw it! Espemon: What exactly did you see.

[Achenar]

Okay, so I went and saw Avatar agin today.

The scene you people keep going on about wasnt that bad. They kissed, than they hugged. Thats not, ahem, that. And its immediatley followed by shotguns.

Then why the heck did Espemon say that?!

I don know. Maybe he missaw it! Espemon: What exactly did you see.

He closed his eyes, genuis!

[Sgt. Beadsmaster]

You made it sound more sucky than it probably is

Well peebels, since Switchbald is throwing a hissy fit, lits turn our attention elsewere

O Brother Where Art Thou is one of the greates movies ever, right behind *cough* Avatar *cough*. I mean, the blind KKK guy, that one crazy cow hating bank robber guy! It has the greatest soundtrack of any movie ever!!!!!!!

Who else has seen it?

I saw it a while ago. Doesn't it have George Cloony in it?
Earlier today, I saw Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief. It was pretty cool. Grover wasn't at all like grover from the book... But he was still cool. It was pretty sweet of a movie.

[Kinda Long Hair]

Okay. Who here has seen The Day After.

Okay, so it starts with the USSR cutting off West Berlin from everywhere, and than eventualy taking over West Berlin. They Then nuke a NATO headquarter. The US explodes a nuke mid-air above Berlin. the Soviet Union and the US fire nukes at each other. The rest of the movie is people trying to survive once the bombs go off.

It. Is. The. Freakiest. Movie. Ever.

[Kinda Long Hair]

I just got done watching 2012.

It is a fantsatic movie. The plot is great, and actually has a believeable reason as to why the Earth is ending. I highly recommend.

[Strong Vader]

The Twelve Chairs. Second movie Mel Brooks directed. It's pretty funny.

[Jango Fett Kyle]

even though i know yall wont give a crap what movies i like here they are
10.lord of the rings: two towers
9.starwars episode 5
8.spaceballs
7.star wars episode 1
6.star wars epsode 6
5.star wars episode 4
4.star wars episode 2
3.aliens
2.star wars episode 3
1. avatar

[Strong Vader]

You like Star Wars I more than Star Wars V?

head hit keyboard

Though it is nice to see someone who likes Spaceballs too.

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