A Strong Bad Found in a Bathtub: A Forum Adventure

[Strong Vader]

You are Strong Bad.
You find yourself in a bathtub one morning for some reason (although there's no reason to assume that it couldn't be night-time).  There's a sink next to you with a toothbrush and a razor on it.
In the distance, you hear Homestar Runner yelling, "Honey, I'm home!"
What do you do?

Spoiler:

For the uninitiated, this is a game in the spirit of text adventures (i.e. Thy Dungeonman III).  Type your commands below and I will take the best of them and take them as commands.  Have fun.

[Kinda Long Hair]

>use toothbrush 

dang looks like we're back to classics. Also looks like we're back to "maybe occasionally posting from time to time" instead of "dead"

[These are my saturdays]

Flip over bathtub

[Strong Vader]

>use toothbrush

Hmm, you'd better not.  The toothbrush you have isn't yours (you keep yours hidden in a special location, because anyone using it to say, brush the Cheat or clean the toilet can, with just a simple rinse, make it look clean) and you have no idea where it's been.  Of course, you swipe it because if it turns out to belong to, say, Homestar, you could use it to brush the Cheat or clean the toilet.

Flip over bathtub

Your strength attribute isn't nearly high enough; maybe you could ask Strong Mad if you see him later.  If you wanted to do it yourself, you happen to lack both a LEVER and a PLACE TO STAND.

[Kinda Long Hair]

>get razor

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