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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:35 am

You insert a Da Cheat and get Doomy Tales of the Macabre

Insert everybody, everybody.
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Post by The Wheelchair on Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:09 pm

You insert everybody, everybody. Out comes.... something the feed mill?

Insert Halloween Night hovercraft kit!
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:23 am

You insert a Halloween night hovercraft kit and get The KOT dressed as the Wendy's Girl.

Insert Uzi-Bazooka(?!?!)
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Post by Achenar on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:13 pm

You fold Uzi-Bazooka up and smash him in there and, after the machine blows up, The Broken Half Of a Paper Weight pops out.



Insert Screaming Yellow Strong Bad
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:12 am

You insert screaming yellow Strong Bad, and the machine spits him out. Seems a corner was folded down, and the machine didn't take it in right. So, you fold it back, licking it for general helpfulness, and the machine takes him this time. It spits out a wiki. Crap. Those wiki things always suck.

Insert soft focus and sparkle filters.
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Post by Achenar on Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:54 pm

You somehow insert soft focus and sparkle filters,and out pops a LENS FLARE!!

Insert Swirly Photoshop Magic.
(Darn you Uzi-Bazooka for making me lick Yellow Strong Bad!!)
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Post by These are my saturdays on Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:06 pm

You insert a swirly photoshop magic portal and get a Cacodemon. Careful not to get doomed.

Insert the BMW lighter.
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Post by Achenar on Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:47 am

You insert the BMW lighter and out pops PYROTECHNICS!!!!!

Insert Streer Beer
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:45 pm

You insert Streer Beer and get out a Cold One. Oh, I get it! Beer...cold one...yeah, whatever. Stupid vending machine puns.

Insert Brown Mayo. http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/File:Brown_Mayo.png

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Post by Strong Vader on Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:11 pm

And you get a bucket of Fluffy Puff Marshmallow Mayonnaise.

Insert Hundred-Dolla-Bill! Dwayne!

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Post by Achenar on Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:52 pm

You instert moistened hundred-dollar-bill.

Coach Z's "Sweaty Sweat sweats" pop out folded neatly.

Insert Scarf From Grandma
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:27 am

You insert Grandma's scarf and get DEATH DEFYING ENTERTAINMENT!

Insert THAT ZABBITTABLOUGH!

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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:05 pm

You do that. A Strong Bad windup doll comes out and sings the National Anthem. Backwards.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:02 am

You insert PYROTECHNICS! and get The Sting of Town collectible Poopsmith grossout card. Nasty!
INSERT Carmen Freakin' Sandiego!

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:37 am

Out comes CARMEN FREAKIN' MIRANDA!

Insert TROGDOR!

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:03 pm

You insert TROGDOR! and get burninated. Would you like to play again? (Y/N)
>Y_

Insert 2010 Calendar.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:59 pm

ye get awesomeness

Insert the January month from the calender.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:05 pm

Ye get a scroll with a picture of Trogdor.

Insert Italian Herb Chipotle Buffalo Ranch Guacamole Thai Peanut Chippety Chops. ( chippies )

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Post by Strong Vader on Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:28 pm

You do that. You find yourself antidepressed. Or something.

Insert STRONG BAD SINGS CD.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:38 am

You insert STRONG BAD SINGS CD and get OTHER TYPE HITS. Ah, crap. Ninety-four of these hits are from "Coach Z Raps Like a Big Boy Now." Ugh.

Insert DRY GHOST

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Post by Achenar on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:05 pm

You cram Dryghost in there after he shoots you several times.

Out pops Dryghost's kaiser-hat. Auch Du Lieber!

Insert the reddist raddish
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:57 pm

You get the Yellow Dello. Apparently the Vending Machine likes colors today.

Insert our awesome Faceboook page.

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Post by The Wheelchair on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:01 pm

You insert thy facebook page. Out comes 100 friend requests. Them facebookers are desperate for friends today, it seems.

Insert a casino or a dinosaur.
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Post by Achenar on Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:53 pm

You insert a casino or a dinosaur and out pops A scale version of the HOMESTARRUNNER DINOLAND

Insert a CSD
(Oh this is gonna be abused)
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Post by Strong Vader on Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:30 pm

Cthulhu pops out of a decidedly non-Euclidean hole in the Vending Machine. Fhtagn!

>Insert CHICO MARX_

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