Character sheet from Uzi-Bazooka

Evil Admin
Evil Admin

The Doomguy
Old Spice Man
Demon Slaughterer/Marine Merchandiser
Stats

Attributes

Strength (ST)
666

Dexterity (DX)
700 (now that I can freaking JUMP)

Intelligence (IQ)
Uh...

Health (HT)
Exactly 100