Hurt and Heal 1

[30] Strong Bad
[70] Pom Pom
[65] Strong Sad

[20] Strong Bad ---
[75] Pom Pom +++
[65] Strong Sad

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[25] Strong Bad
[65] Pom Pom
[65] Strong Sad

[25] Strong Bad
[70] Pom Pom +++
[55] Strong Sad ---

[15] Strong Bad ---
[75] Pom Pom +++
[55] Strong Sad

[15] Strong Bad
[80] Pom Pom +++
[45] Strong Sad ---
WE'RE GETTIN DOWN TO THE WIRE HERE FOLKS.
HOP ON MY MAGICAL PEANUT-BUTTERED SLEIGH BECAUSE WE ARE GOING FOR A FRIGGIN JOYRIDE ALL UP IN HERE.
AS WE HEAD ON OUT TO THE LAND.
THE LAND OF...PLACE...
WHERE ONLY ONE SHALL SURVIVE.
AND THE REST WILL BE DEAD.
DONE WELL NEGATED RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE.
YES INDEED.
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS IIIIIIIIINNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
AND BOTH TIMES THAT WAS MORE THAN EIGHT.
TO SIGNIFY OUR ACHIEVEMENT.
TWELVE CHARACTERS DOWN TO THREE.
WHO SHALL EMERGE ON THE THRONE OF VICTORIOUSNESS?
THE SEVERELY WOUNDED STRONG BAD (BONUS: SEVERE STYLE)?
THE DUMPY STRONG SAD (BONUS: REAL BAD POETRY)?
OR THE HEALTHY, BOUNCY POM POM (BONUS: MORE HEALING WIZARD-TYPES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE THE PROVERBIAL STICK AT)?
OF COURSE THE REAL QUESTION IS THIS:
WILL ANYONE READ THIS?
HELLO I LOVE YOU IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE
PUT DOWN THE PHONE
SHUT UP THE SHOP
MAKE ALL THEIR TECHNO-BABBLE STOP.
THE GHOSTS ARE WALKING BY MY SIDE.
I FEEL THEIR LOVE BUT I FEEL THEIR PRIDE.
...
...
...
I DO BELIEVE I HAVE ENJOYED MYSELF THOROUGHLY, BUT OUR DEBATE MUST NOW BE BROUGHT TO ITS INEVITABLE AND DECISIVE CLOSE.
...AFTER THREE MORE ELIPSES. I DO SO LOVE THOSE TRIPLE-ELIPSE COMBOS!
... (+50)
... (+100)
... (+200)
+350! YOU MOVE ON TO THE BONUS ROUND!

[15] Strong Bad
[70] Pom Pom ---
[50] Strong Sad +++

[20] Strong Bad
[60] Pom Pom
[50] Strong Sad

[25] Strong Bad +++
[50] Pom Pom ---
[50] Strong Sad

HOLY #$%& YOU GUIZE I HEELD STONG BAD OMGOMGOMGOMG

B@$t@rd.
[25] Strong Bad
[55] Pom Pom +++
[40] Strong Sad ---

YOU HAVE BROKEN THE TRUST OF FRIENDSHIP NOW
YOU HAVE RUINED ALL THAT WE ONCE HAD.
AND IT IS FITTING AND NATURAL THAT YOU SHOULD DO THIS
AS IT WAS FORETOLD
LONG AGO
THAT ALL THIS AND MORE WOULD HAPPEN
AT THE END OF THE HURTING AND THE HEALING.

[30] Strong Bad
[45] Pom Pom
[40] Strong Sad

[30] Strong Bad
[50] Pom Pom +++
[30] Strong Sad ---

WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE (AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT HIGHER.)
I AM JUST RAMBLING NOW.
PLEASE REMOVE YOUR FLOPPY DISK, AS IT PROCESSES MY TELESCOPIC MUFFIN.

[20] Strong Bad ---
[50] Pom Pom +++
[30] Strong Sad

It's gonna be hard timing this in a way that I can be the one to kill Strong Bad.

[25] Strong Bad +++
[50] Pom Pom
[20] Strong Sad ---
WHAT THE FARVREGNUGEN?! IT'S LIKE BETRAYAL ALL UP IN HERE BRO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS MICHAEL?
IT MEANS THAT YOU

HAVE

TO...

Spoiler:

[30] Strong Bad +++
[50] Pom Pom
[20] Strong Sad ---

If you can't beat 'em...

[35] Strong Bad
[40] Pom Pom
[20] Strong Sad

[40] Strong Bad +++
[40] Pom Pom
[10] Strong Sad ---

[45] Strong Bad +++
[40] Pom Pom
[0] Strong Sad ---

Oh, each day we die a little more. A haiku should do this man justice.

Walking in the wind
Across a meadowy field
And I quickly died

[50] Strong Bad
[30] Pom Pom

[55] Strong Bad +++
[20] Pom Pom ---

UNITED AT LAST
WITH ONLY TWO HEROES LEFT
WE HURT/HEAL AS ONE.

[45] Strong Bad ---
[25] Pom Pom +++

There's no freakin' WAY Strong Bad is winning.

[50] Strong Bad
[15] Pom Pom

[55] Strong Bad +++
[5] Pom Pom --

Yeah...no freaking way.
KEEP DREAMING BRO
THIS IS A LEGENDARY PIECE OF $41!

[60] Strong Bad +++
[0] Pom Pom ---

It is written: Only Mike can defeat Pom Pom. Strong Bad wins, you guys! And what a pile of %$#@. This is the very thing I tried to prevent.

Yeah, that was never written. Besides, all Hurt & Heal Ancient Prophecies must be written in ALL CAPS!
Moving on:
https://strongbadiathefree.rpg-board.net/off-topic-games-f16/hurt-and-heal-2-electric-healaloo-t439.htm#12903