Challenge and Fighting!

Here's a good reason to have character sheets! Similar to Naomi's E-mail Bird from sbemail disc 1, it's an RPG-style fighting game according to your sheet. Since no one else is here, I have no one to fight. Who wants a piece of Gordon TCotM?

If no one's gonna show up...

Charge!

+2 ATK

Still nothing?

Shields!

+1 DEF!

Jooht Gordon.

-9000 health

Brutus Failman wrote:Jooht Gordon.

-9000 health

Uh-uh. Be serious. I'll make it -9 health.

Tackle attack.

-11 hit points

*Mankie's Charge power decreased by 1*

Espemon has 666 posts. He gets to do that evil Comb Rave thing.

I'll GM I guess.

I don't know what GM means, but I think I'll hit you with a freeze ray before you can tell me.

-5 Hit Points
Strong Vader = FROZEN

*Mankie's ATK power returns to normal*

GM=Game Master. It's his job to sit down doing absolutely nothing watching the players roll dice and argue about rules.

*melts Stong Vah with a flamethrower*

SV = UNFROZEN, but -9 HP

I'm not a player.

I'm an admin.

I hold this thread hostage for fifty grand.

In that case I redirect my attacks at Brutus

Dude, I SHOT you. Shots tend to kill people.

You said it did 9000 damage. I have 1010 HP left, since my 10 DEF decreased your attack's power by 10, resulting in 8990 damage inflicted. You get punched in the face.

-15 HP
+6 BOYFP (Blood-On-Your-Face Points)

NanCanBanDay Bonus!

(National Canadian Bacon Day to you laymen)

Everyone gets an extra life!

Tape Tonberry to The loser. You lose an obscene amount of points. Now I leave the battlefield, because this game is confusing.

COOKIE RAIN: ALL CONTESTS SUSTAIN 345 DAMAGE.

STRONG VADER: 50067 HP
GORDON:5342 HP
ESPE:6007 HP.

Brutus is out!
Peace!

I made a new character sheet just for this game!
*Pick up Chaingun*
*Pick up bullets*
*Hit "4" button*
*Hope he hasn't noticed me yet*
*Shoot Disk in a non-stop barrage of bullet fire*
*Cause Disk to lose 73 and one-half health points!*
*Grumble in frustration because zDoom accidentally switched me to Pappy Pistolero*
*take screenshot*
*write witty caption*

use Laser Beam attack to stun Uzi!

I am stunned!

(Apparently not too stunned to speak)

equip Twin Swords of Doom

*throws Das Ultimate Doughnut to cover escape*

throws seven nijas stars randomly.

2 hit Gordon -4HP
1 misses
3 hit Disk -6HP
1 hit Uzi -2HP

Lays down suprssive fire with a gattling gun +10 defense long range weapon. -70HP should someone try to come near me

I grab a blue floating head sphere.
*100 Hp*
I now have 198 Hp.

I shoot MMM in the back with Danny the Double-Barreled Shotgun. I inflict damage points. I will roll a die to see how many health points he loses.

The member 'Uzi-Bazooka' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd100' : 17