Avatar beside me...

Okay, this works like "Avatar above you..." except instead of making fun of the last poster's avatar, you make fun of your own! I'll start.



"Hand over the blue-star ointment or this plane will be experiencing some 4th-of-July-despite-the-fact-it's-been-a-month-since-then flavor!"

Look man, im completely serious, I had nothing to do with the attack on Ceti Alpha XI. I mean, I've just been floatin in my ship maintaining steady orbit around Ceti Alpha XI for, like, the past 3 days!

I'm wearin' a cool, cool eyepatch.

Yeah, we saved Khan's life once. So? He killed some guy and brainwashed Chekov? Well don't look at me, that NEVER would have happened if they were on the Enterprise
...
Unless they're a red shirt

Ah, nothing screams "normal" like green hair and a big, rectangular head and a big, square nose.

My favorite song.
(Not actually my favorite song.)

Somehow, the monster truck being pink ruins the whole experience.

I think it's a real donut!

Falcon Paunch wrote:Somehow, the monster truck being pink ruins the whole experience.

It's a monster truck hearse, in case you didn't notice. Their latest album, Album Raises New and Troubling Questions, comes with instructions to build a "lifesize paper monster truck hearse" - origami-type instructions that you're supposed to print at "375% size".

OnTopic:
"Grampa, tell us a story!"
"Yeah, Gwampa!"
"Pleeease!"
"Well, chillun, ah remember when Uzi-Bazooka fest got that ther' avatar. 'Twas the summer 'a sixty-nine, and he was lookin' fer a way to express hisself on the in-tar-webs..."

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:"Well, chillun, ah remember when Uzi-Bazooka fest got that ther' avatar. 'Twas the summer 'a sixty-nine, and he was lookin' fer a way to express hisself on the in-tar-webs..."

Let's trim this down a little bit, and see if we can turn it into something about MY avatar.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:'Twas the summer 'a sixty-nine...

Trim it down a little more.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:'a sixty-nine..."

Just a LITTLE more...

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:sixty-nine

Me and this donut in five seconds.

DJmankiewicz_email.exe wrote:

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:sixty-nine

Me and this donut in five seconds.

*backs away slowly*

Tommy? That album sucks! I mean, two records??? BULL SH*T! Whats more, I have to listen to the whole thing to understand it! THE WHOLE. DA*M. THING. Do you think I have that time? I've got way to many irons in the fire for that! The only good song is the Underture!

(owners note: the underture sucks @$$. Dont go out and listen to it. but do listen to the album)

Well, look who just graduated from MS Paint diaper school! I bet you think you're so cool, just 'cause you've mastered two different colors of font. Well, here's a little tip: you are to cool as WhatevertheGordon's last comment was to un-creepy.

why would i want to spen $15 for this mess on iTunes when i have to play every song in order on this album. EVERY SONG. There's like, twenty of them!

Psst, hey! Donut! Wake up! You're late for work at Strong Badia the Free! They're gonna fire you if you don't get to posting!

The burning you feel? It is shame.
Also the fact that you're standing in an open, active fireplace. But mostly shame.

Those aren't sprinkles, THEY ARE MAGIC BEANZ! AND I WANT THEM!

Why is there a weird blue picnic basket on that album cover?

I really don't see how someone college-aged who still plays with kids toys is the fair successor to a man who is the world's three greatest detectives SIMULTANEOUSLY.

You're entering a dimension. A dimension not of sight and sound but of OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH I'M ON FIRE!

I'm not even staring at this donut. I'm trying to watch TV, but the donut's in the way, so I'm impaling it with my claws.

That's it. It's over. Every possible joke that can be made about this avatar has already been done.

I don't really how you could drive safe with pictures in all four of your mirrors

Psst, hey. Donut. Wanna make fun of my avatar?

Isn't that show supposed to be for, like, little girls?
dude.
DUDE.

THEY ALL FLOAT.