Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Maybe we should make a new topic - "Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money". I think it could become our #1 Off-topic game!

Give me 3.14$ or You'll get a pie in the face

Okay, let me explain the rules of this game. All of the users have joined a gang and are demanding money from your truly. If I don't pay up, well, let's just say that accidents can happen out here in the forum...
Just demand any amount of money and follow it up with any threat. I may be posting occasionally, but I can't play (since it would be very unsportsmanlike to threaten myself...plus, I already have all of my own money.) Movie Man posted a good example there (though the dollar sign should go IN FRONT OF THE AMOUNT OF MONEY!) Just keep it tasteful (we wouldn't want a game about violence to suddenly become inappropriate...)

Gimme 15 boxes of Cookie Crisps and a new laptop or your household pet is gonna end up in a garbage dump, buried in deadly diseases and disgusting crap. And if you don't have a household pet, I'll buy you one, THEN make it end up in the garbage dump.

Hey, um, Uzi, uh, you forgot your collection of paperclips. It's rather nice that you returned your book to the library. The payment can be delivered at the [/i]usual spot[/i].

Alright. Bring $20 and a Reese Cup milkshake to the dark alley at midnite, or else your brother (who we have with us) is gonna bite it iffin ya know what I mean heh heh

Dude, that's the worst threat I've ever heard. You need it to be more, I don't know, veiled.

Leave $37.99 and a ticket to Worlds of Fun under home plate at Kaufman Stadium, or I'll have my hoodlum friends who drive "pimped out" SUVs and work at "Micky-D's" find where he lives, and "threaten him"

Drop fitty bucks in th' jar next ta th' scrap yawd, or your compy gets a free con-sul-tat-ion wit' my fist.

Oh man I love dramatic irony so much

Give me a mills bills or lets just say you'll really need it.

so much

Ha! You guys wouldn't dare do any of this stuff...
...would you?

You should threaten yourself like Bart in Blazing Saddles.

Give me $10, you. Or the .... gets it!
Oh no! Sombody save me!
Quite you!
Oh please do as he say!

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Ha! You guys wouldn't dare do any of this stuff...
...would you?

I would dare that I do indeed like dramatic irony.

Gimme that com-put-er of yer's, er I'm gonna hafta come ova der an' take it m'self, whilst causin' some brain damage ta the re-sid-ents of da house.

If you make the mistake of not giving me half your money, it will quite literally cost you an arm and a leg.

Even the new user thinks this is fun...

Give me Chapman the chain gun or I'll give you a wet willy ... with a knife.

Give me your money and I will reconsider locking you in a closet with nothing but a Zombie Apocalypse to keep you company! And these are the old fashion zombies who aren't smart enough to HOLD a chaingun, much less SHOOT one.

That's pretty weak. I'm just going to leave this horse head here.

Tied up in a closet with a zombie apocalypse? How is that weak?

Pfft. Please. Any low-caliber villain can get their hands on a zombie apocalypse these days. They're even selling them at Wal-Mart for, like, three bucks.
No, the real villains are going for Orc Apocalypses these days. And Gremlin Apocalypses aren't too shabby, either.

I'll lock you in a closet with... EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Pfft. Please. Any low-caliber villain can get their hands on a zombie apocalypse these days. They're even selling them at Wal-Mart for, like, three bucks.
No, the real villains are going for Orc Apocalypses these days. And Gremlin Apocalypses aren't too shabby, either.

I prefer six-foot tall, toy crazed talking dog apocalypses, personally. Though butterfly apocalypses are highly underrated.