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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:03 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Maybe we should make a new topic - "Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money". I think it could become our #1 Off-topic game!

Give me 3.14$ or You'll get a pie in the face

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:11 pm

Okay, let me explain the rules of this game. All of the users have joined a gang and are demanding money from your truly. If I don't pay up, well, let's just say that accidents can happen out here in the forum...
Just demand any amount of money and follow it up with any threat. I may be posting occasionally, but I can't play (since it would be very unsportsmanlike to threaten myself...plus, I already have all of my own money.) Movie Man posted a good example there (though the dollar sign should go IN FRONT OF THE AMOUNT OF MONEY!) Just keep it tasteful (we wouldn't want a game about violence to suddenly become inappropriate...scratch)

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Post by The Wheelchair on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:16 pm

Gimme 15 boxes of Cookie Crisps and a new laptop or your household pet is gonna end up in a garbage dump, buried in deadly diseases and disgusting crap. And if you don't have a household pet, I'll buy you one, THEN make it end up in the garbage dump.
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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:40 pm

Hey, um, Uzi, uh, you forgot your collection of paperclips. It's rather nice that you returned your book to the library. The payment can be delivered at the [/i]usual spot[/i].

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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:41 pm

Alright. Bring $20 and a Reese Cup milkshake to the dark alley at midnite, or else your brother (who we have with us) is gonna bite it iffin ya know what I mean heh heh

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Post by Strong Vader on Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:49 pm

Dude, that's the worst threat I've ever heard. You need it to be more, I don't know, veiled.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:26 pm

Leave $37.99 and a ticket to Worlds of Fun under home plate at Kaufman Stadium, or I'll have my hoodlum friends who drive "pimped out" SUVs and work at "Micky-D's" find where he lives, and "threaten him"

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Post by The Wheelchair on Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:57 pm

Drop fitty bucks in th' jar next ta th' scrap yawd, or your compy gets a free con-sul-tat-ion wit' my fist.
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Post by These are my saturdays on Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:21 pm

Oh man I love dramatic irony so much
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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:30 pm

Give me a mills bills or lets just say you'll really need it.

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Post by These are my saturdays on Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:38 pm

so much
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:17 pm

Ha! You guys wouldn't dare do any of this stuff...
...would you?

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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Strong Vader on Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:20 pm

You should threaten yourself like Bart in Blazing Saddles.

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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:41 pm

Give me $10, you. Or the .... gets it!
Oh no! Sombody save me!
Quite you!
Oh please do as he say!

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Post by These are my saturdays on Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:06 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Ha! You guys wouldn't dare do any of this stuff...
...would you?
I would dare that I do indeed like dramatic irony.
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Post by The Wheelchair on Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:06 pm

Gimme that com-put-er of yer's, er I'm gonna hafta come ova der an' take it m'self, whilst causin' some brain damage ta the re-sid-ents of da house.
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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Falcon Paunch on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:32 am

If you make the mistake of not giving me half your money, it will quite literally cost you an arm and a leg.
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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:43 pm

Even the new user thinks this is fun...

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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by silent wulf on Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:50 pm

Give me Chapman the chain gun or I'll give you a wet willy ... with a knife.
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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Sam Fissure on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:32 pm

Give me your money and I will reconsider locking you in a closet with nothing but a Zombie Apocalypse to keep you company! And these are the old fashion zombies who aren't smart enough to HOLD a chaingun, much less SHOOT one.
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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Strong Vader on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:48 pm

That's pretty weak. I'm just going to leave this horse head here.

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Post by Sam Fissure on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:35 pm

Tied up in a closet with a zombie apocalypse? How is that weak?
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:44 pm

Pfft. Please. Any low-caliber villain can get their hands on a zombie apocalypse these days. They're even selling them at Wal-Mart for, like, three bucks.
No, the real villains are going for Orc Apocalypses these days. And Gremlin Apocalypses aren't too shabby, either.

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Re: Threaten Uzi and Demand His Money

Post by Sam Fissure on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:49 pm

I'll lock you in a closet with... EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!
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Post by The Wheelchair on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:54 pm

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Pfft. Please. Any low-caliber villain can get their hands on a zombie apocalypse these days. They're even selling them at Wal-Mart for, like, three bucks.
No, the real villains are going for Orc Apocalypses these days. And Gremlin Apocalypses aren't too shabby, either.
I prefer six-foot tall, toy crazed talking dog apocalypses, personally. Though butterfly apocalypses are highly underrated.
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