Re: ONE UP THREAD- BRAGGING, ARROGANCE AND GREEN MUSHROOMS.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I've been to Zambia.
THAT IS IN AFRICA FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW MMM I AM LOOKING AT YOU.

[Strong Vader]

I have Toblerone. From Boston.

[Christhulhu]

I preordered Big Money Rustlas.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I thought you said that your Toblerone had been one-upped, Strong Vad! What's the deal?

[Strong Vader]

I thought Bhtup won that round and we started betting again. I know my three aces are going to win this time.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Of course, the original and probably the best one-up challenge can be found here:

Spoiler:

[Strong Vader]

My waffles are gone?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

ADMIN 1-UPPITUDE:
I am so dedicated to this forum that, even though I'm on vacation at a hotel with terrible internet access, I'm still finding the time to update via an old Macintosh laptop. Despite the fact that I hate laptops, have never used a Mac before, and it's not even mine, but borrowed from my parents, I can still be wittier than MMM on a very consistent basis. SO THERE.

[Strong Vader]

Not really. Disk does that all the time.

Anyhow, Movie Night totally jumped the shark. I mean, MMM in a bear suit punching out a lady?

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I don't even pay attention to Movie Night any more. The only movies that have been on there that I actually wanted to see, I own. On Blu-Ray, in some cases. So, remind me again why I want to watch them in crappy, grainy, low-to-no quality Youtube videos?

[Falcon Paunch]

I know Toy story by heart. Can any of you claim that?

[Kinda Long Hair]

ADMIN 1-UPPITUDE:
I am so dedicated to this forum that, even though I'm on vacation at a hotel with terrible internet access, I'm still finding the time to update via an old Macintosh laptop. Despite the fact that I hate laptops, have never used a Mac before, and it's not even mine, but borrowed from my parents, I can still be wittier than MMM on a very consistent basis. SO THERE.

During our flame war, I was in a dumpy Best Western with terrible internet on my Mom's new macbook

[Sam Fissure]

HEY, DON'T BE DISSING THE BEST WESTERN!!!!!!

[Uzi-Bazooka]

I know Toy story by heart. Can any of you claim that?

Me. I know most of the second, but not all. Need to get the third and start obsessing over it.

[These are my saturdays]

Toy Story is basically the greatest 3-D animated movie series ever.

[Strong Vader]

My avatar matches my post count (1862).

[These are my saturdays]

PETER EFFING PARLER WAS BORN ON MY POSTDATECOUNTYEAR

PETE


EFFING




PARLER

[Falcon Paunch]

Toy Story is basically the greatest 3-D animated movie series ever.

I know, right?

[These are my saturdays]

TAKE IT TO IT'S OWN THREAD (LEWDNESS WITH A REGARD TO TOY STORY: THE THREAD)

THIS PLACE IS FOR BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE LIKE I AM.

[Strong Vader]

My avatar sneers at yours.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

My avatar shoots you both where the sun don't shine. Or CHAINSAWS you where the sun don't shine, if you prefer.

[Strong Vader]

My avatar has aviators. Your point is invalid.

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Mine has ORANGE AVIATORS. BUILT INTO HIS HELMET.

[Strong Vader]

It's a yellow dot surrounded by a slightly orange-ier dot. It's more like an orange aviator monocle.

[Falcon Paunch]

The one I had for two seconds before I remembered our namechange rules had aviators and a wrestling mask.

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