HALLOWEEN HORROR

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HALLOWEEN HORROR

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:03 pm

Okay, everyperson. It's Halloween-the second scariest night of the year (after Election Day, of course). Many people think that Halloween is scary because of the little kids running around street corners, begging for candy. But they don't know what REAL horror is like.
You see...I'm cursed.

Every Halloween, I, Uzi-Bazooka, turn into the most horrifying, terrible, downright EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil creature imaginable. And it always happens right about...
in an hour. Okay, that sucks. I had the timing right and everything! Well, I guess I'll just have to wait it out.

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:14 pm

Okay, it's been an hour. Well, that was fun. I especially enjoyed the part with the flaming sharktopus and the left-handed asparagus, myself.
But to continue.

I'm not the only one that's cursed. It can happen to anyone, or anything. ANYWHERE.
Photoshop turns into...MS PAINT!
Facebook turns into...DIGGIT!
Homestar Runner turns into...LOADINGREADYRUN! Actually that sounds pretty awesome.
Doom turns into...CHEX QUEST! Actually I really like ChexQuest and would've done a Let's Play of it if that hadn't been done by someone else already. Look it up on YouTube. Pretty funny.
The Weather Channel turns into...FOX4NEWS!
Prairie Home Companion turns into...NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO!

And I, oh yes, I...I turn into the most terrifying creature in the...
the...
OH NO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! "He wouldn't have taken the time to write 'aaargh', he would've just said it!"

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:27 pm

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And I, oh yes, I...I turn into the most terrifying creature in the...
the...
OH NO!
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