MSPACHAT: ENOUGH OF US READ IT (spoilers ahoy captain, next time sail AWAY from the rocks)

*notices super long post*
Ugh!
*sees stupid BS theories that I don't even understand*
Argh!
*sees the word "ship"*
RAAAGH!
How do I unsubscribe from this bloody topic?!?

bro you gotta get on the shipping ship. The steam ship AHS Matesprite is departing from port. aft to starbord captain, and keep updating on the status of that mob1ous doubl3 r34ch4r0und relationship between [unimportant character] and [vriska]

cashMoney wrote:bro you gotta get on the shipping ship. The steam ship AHS Matesprite is departing from port. aft to starbord captain, and keep updating on the status of that mob1ous doubl3 r34ch4r0und relationship between [unimportant character] and [vriska]

Because just plain S.S. Matesprite didn't sound as bad@$$.

The Guy Who Said 666 wrote:

cashMoney wrote:bro you gotta get on the shipping ship. The steam ship AHS Matesprite is departing from port. aft to starbord captain, and keep updating on the status of that mob1ous doubl3 r34ch4r0und relationship between [unimportant character] and [vriska]

Because just plain S.S. Matesprite didn't sound as bad@$$.

AHS: Andrew Hussie's Service

http://web.archive.org/web/20090216114849/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000219

Been a long time since I last saw this.

So... Um... I guess more theories?

So far, from what I can tell, undyingUmbrage (uu) is one of uranianUmbra (UU)'s co-players. They both type in gray, which may mean that either all of the trolls in UU's session speak in gray, or both of them have mutant blood and hide it, like Karkat did.

The dead Scorpio and Pieces trolls that Jake and Roxy saw in dream bubbles are likely either pre-scratch versions of the ancestors (the Marquise and the Condesce) or combinations of two previously known trolls (Scorpio is Vriska+Kanaya and Pieces is Feferi+Terezi).

Following up these theories are questions as to whether or not these two pairs of trolls are from the same session. It is possible that Kanska and Fefezi were part of UU and uu's session, but died during the game. Kanska had a Cancer necklace, and UU has Cancer cufflinks, so it may be possible that it was a team emblem or something.

cancer symbol = sign of the sufferer. His disciples wore it around.
Maybe they follow his teachings or something? If so, than this troll session is either shortly after or during the time of the sufferer

loved the callback to the intermission

So... "[S] Jane: Enter" was pretty epic. Lemme see if I have my facts straight:

1. Pre-Scratch Condesce is now in the new universe, and is apparently also Betty Crocker (AND the Post-Scratch Black Queen according to the last flash).

2. Roxy and Dirk are NOT in the same time period as Jane and Jake, and are "years in the future (but not many)", after the Condesce has fully taken over.

3. Jane is in the Medium despite the fact that she never prototyped her kernelsprite (God Cat teleported Poppop to space before it could be prototyped) and her tree never grew an apple, like John's did.

4. Post-Scratch Dad (Mr. Crocker) has the same sort of love for shaving cream as Pre-Scratch Dad (Mr. Egbert). Dirk drops a safe on the Cruxtruder through Sburb and a bunch of shaving cream cans fall out.

I don't know if I believe if Jane went to the medium. I think she might have been transported up to the ship. She is the heir to Betty Crocker, isn't she?

Oh that's right! I forgot about that. I like how Hussie is mixing things up with Act 6 instead of just re-doing Act 1 with new characters.

Another thing I noticed, both Heroes of Life are descendants of the Condesce. AND, that new Pisces troll (the one that tried to choke Roxy) was seen during the rapid-fire flash of pictures at the end of the new flash. Perhaps this isn't a Pre-Scratch Condesce, but maybe a servant of some sort?

cashMoney wrote:
maybe if I was blindfolded.
Obviously the only new troll is UU, which will just be a Hussie self-insertion. All the other trolls will be the ancestors.

Hussie as UU. Callin it right here.

OH SH*T. GET YOUR TOWELS B*TCHES



I pretty much called that sh*t

OH MY GOD. BUT-- HOW--

But then this brings up the issue of who undyingUmbrage is. Maybe UU and uu are both Hussie, with like a split personality or something. Or Hussie could just be cosplaying again.

No Ms. Paint! You can't die; how would Hussie ever get along without you!?!

one more thing

Is anyone else concerned that Lord English is holding Hussiebot's head?

Probably not, there's so many Hussies running around it really wouldn't matter. There's like, three more.

oh man

memos again

Also, Karkat typing in his blood color. That's something I didn't expect. We all know his only reason for doing this is to compete with Dave for SOM3ON3'S 4FF3CT1ON.

Karkat <3 Terezi is over
done
it's not comming back

Karkat <3 Jade
Dave <3 Terezi
John <3 Vriska dead

oh god John <3 Vriska is the only ship I ever really gave a f*ck about why must you crush my dreams Hussie

NO. I SUPPORTED KARKAT <3 TEREZI SINCE THE BEGINNING. THIS IS THE ONLY SHIP I EVEN COME CLOSE TO SUPPORTING*. I WILL NOT LET IT DIE, D*MM*T! Also, that's weird way to censor that word. I will continue to use it for generations that will never come.

*(besides Roxy <3 Roxy, but that's just my own personal mental image I like to imagine sometimes for reasons).

megalovanianUmbra wrote:(besides Roxy <3 Roxy, but that's just my own personal mental image I like to imagine sometimes for reasons).

That sounds like something some creepy dude on tumblr would come up with and proceed to make graphic images of.
I hope that's not what you do.
Also, this makes me feel better about my almost-creepy ships
Rainbow Dash <3< Fluttershy 4 eva
Okay I don't ship that

megalovanianUmbra wrote:Also, that's weird way to censor that word. I will continue to use it for generations that will never come.

pretty sure even if I didn't censor it, no one would give a f*ck

Why exactly do we still censor stuff? Pretty much all of the remaining active members read Homestuck, which contains a fair amount of foul language (who am I kidding? you can't go more than one pesterlog without a swear!). I mean, I don't really care either way, so...

Also, I am dissapointed with the fact that there's only two new pages today, one of which wasn't even that long. I mean, I guess he's working on the next page and just waiting to upload it until tomorrow, but...

Can I end a single paragraph without an elipsis? I mean, I haven't really done it in any other post besides this one, but still...

GAH!

Yeah I mean, look at all that shit in those last two pages.....

And what do you mean only two new pages? I'll take new pages in any quantity!

Meh, I guess. Maybe I'm just bored of rereading Karkat arguing with his future self over and over.