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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:58 am


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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:07 pm

so im totally auditioning for this WGI thing (professional marching band), but the schedule looks... pretentious. I mean look at this! At least i'd get to miss like a freaking week of school....

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:18 am

It's the Commutative Pretentiousness Property of Bands.

Simply stated, the more times a band describes themselves as an "ensemble" on their website, the more of a bunch of pretentious d*ckbags they are. The one you are looking at joining suffers at 33 times. Therefore,

(33) * 0.01 * 100
------------------- = 0.66 douchalons
[2^7 - (7 * 4)]

Therefore, the band you want to join is in the 80th percentile of pretentious d*ckbaggery.

(By the way, my band website does this 15 times, which I find is around average.)

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Post by It on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:02 pm

I may have said this before, but I'll say it again. I LOVE this forum.
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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:43 pm

Dawwww. We love you too, DJ. In a cool-but-not-gay-sort-of-platonic way.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:28 pm

Is this a ghost town or what

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:13 am

Town be trippin' ghosts.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:54 am

place is BAWLIN. ghosts be around like you neva seen! i saw one and was like "Are you serious Wendy"

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:02 am

Indeed, there is a highly promise volume of ghosts.

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Post by Falcon Paunch on Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:58 am

OoOooOoO... scary noiseeeeeees....
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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:51 pm

now we have to let it sit a few more weeks

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:03 pm

Then, salt to taste, and stir until it has the same texture as the color red and smells like philosophy. Serve with a sprinkle of insanity, or with best results, a large dollop of What-the-Heck.

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Post by Kinda Long Hair on Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:48 pm



this is our show this year. Our drum break is pretty sick. nbd or anything

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Strong Vader on Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:02 am



heck yes

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:08 am

Oh, give me a break.

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Strong Vader on Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:05 pm

The 1950s article on Wikipedia was once hacked to read something about China being run by pandas and kung fu in its "Economics" section.

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:25 am

Trolls trolls.

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Post by These are my saturdays on Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:37 am

I recovered from my hand-lessness.
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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:56 am

did you get fingered in some crime

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Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:59 am

If so, that would've been very handy.

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Post by Strong Vader on Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:21 pm

you should have just palmed it off on someone else

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:40 am

as long as you weren't armed and dangerous

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Kinda Long Hair on Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:41 pm

fall break weak! (whut wuut!)

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Re: The Age of Fatso [Obligatory CHAT pun avoided]

Post by Uzi-Bazooka on Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:02 am

You guys have a fall break?
*fuuuUUUUURRRRRYYYYYY....*
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