We Got Our Own Chatroom!

Is it just me or has this new theme driven you all insane?

No, my point is that we were insane before the new theme. We haven't been driven anything. We just are.
You clearly missed the whole point of the joke.

Not quite THIS insane. I can barely make sense out of Disk anymore.

That's the point, right? I had this discussion with Wheelie yesterday.
I hope he's still wearing that sticky note.
IF HE DOESN'T GET ONE MORE JOKE HE'LL BE PICKING COOKIES OUT OF HIS FACE FOR WEEKS.

turntechGodhead wrote:That's the point, right? I had this discussion with Wheelie yesterday.
I hope he's still wearing that sticky note.
IF HE DOESN'T GET ONE MORE JOKE HE'LL BE PICKING COOKIES OUT OF HIS FACE FOR WEEKS.

Must.. keep track.. of every... joke.

What?

Tee-hee! And now Espe sounds like Sgt. Beadsmaster!

Every blink, the Harmless Companion Cube is one blink closer.

I've probably killed eighty guys with the Companion Cube. If you put thrusters in a tube you can just launch it like a rocket. I does double the damage of the standard cube.
IT'S NOT HARMLESS AT ALL.

THAT IS TO SAY NOT A PROPER GENTLEMAN IN THE LEAST.

I just realized that both of the chatbox friends I made for myself were banned in about a day by Uzi. Well it's their fault really. For being jerks.


Maybe if I make a friend with a JORB I can get away with it.
No promises on not being a jerk though, I'm bad at programming AI.

EDIT: Hey does anyone remember the original (Read: non existent) chatbox bots? Rimmer, Holly, and Dave? They are very much due for a comeback. IN ALT ACCOUNT FORM.
Also jobs.

Um.

Rimmer: Second Assistant Chatbox Technician
Dave:Third Assistant Chatbox Technician
Holly: Ship's AI.

Wait a tick.
If the jobs on this forum go as follows:
(Inaccurate, Rough, Forum Hierarchy)
Strong Vader: Nezerpidilian Hive Mind Of Chaos, Ambassador, Movie Science Man, Tuesday Tech Geek
Movie Magic Man: Honorary Buckaroo, Make Movie Magnate, Widow, Aristotle's Apprentice
Uzi-Bazooka: Not the police, Captain MS-Paint, Shades Master, Toad Swaggler
The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso
Mr.Diskette: Forger of RT, Village Clown Jester fool Harlequin, Doesn't Hate Irony, Hairy Thunder
Silent Wulf: Lurker of Doom, Has-Better-Stuff-To-Do Guy, Sweet Hat, Cosmic Muffin.
Espemon333: Resident Peanut Gallery, Statler and Waldorf, Self Proclamied "Failmonger," Good Chef (Most Likely)
Beads: Praise Dumper, The Impressionable One, Confused Dude, Owns A Sweatshirt Named "Donald"
Snap: Legendary Slayer, Doesn't Do To Much Else, Turntech Godhead???, Owns A Laptop I Named "Sticky"
Gordon: Last Name Isn't "Freeman," Is Content With Just Playing Those Two Games, Total Donut Guy, Laser Gun Salesman
Clover Star Dropper: Infamous, Perfect Attendance Award, Matrix Matador, Steampunk Skeleton
Welcome Wagon Bot: Truly Useful bot
Pizzaburger Wagon Bot/Guardian Bot: Uzi's Vigilante Persona, Jerk With A Heart Of Gold, Probably Owns A Sweet Hammer.
Ghostbuster: Fought Some Ghosts, Owns Sweet Gear, Killed Zalgo???
Kevin Flynn: A diskRED SPY, IN BASE
The Rest: Real People
carcinoGeneticist: Total Jerk, Red Spy, Lasted Way Too Long WORKDOG FOR MY ENJOYMENT
gallowsCallibrator: Lasted The Least Time On Forum Record, Talks in Partial Leet, Told CG To Stop Being A Jerk, Also A Jerk
Forum Ghost: Was Busted, Helped Reenact A Movie, Wasn't Quite A Jerk.
Holly: Ship's Computer
Rimmer:Second Assistant Chatbox Technician
Dave: Third Assistant Chatbox Technician



It appears Dave (Lister) is the lowest ranking crewmember aboard the FDS SBTF.

I'm still alive!

turntechGodhead wrote:
Uzi-Bazooka: Not the police, Captain MS-Paint, Shades Master, Toad Swaggler
Pizzaburger Wagon Bot/Guardian Bot: Uzi's Vigilante Persona, Jerk With A Heart Of Gold, Probably Owns A Sweet Hammer.

THAT. WAS. THE BEST THING. EVER.
The whole thing was awesome, I just quoted the two that applied to me.

Poor Lister. Stuck at the bottom.


Also, updated the list to add the Ghostbuster and the Ghost.

Peter Venkman wrote:
The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

The Wheelchair wrote:

Peter Venkman wrote:
The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

I was really tired when I made this. If you notice all of the last jobs make absolutely no sense.
Toad Swaggler. What even is even that?

Peter Venkman wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Peter Venkman wrote:
The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

I was really tired when I made this. If you notice all of the last jobs make absolutely no sense.
Toad Swaggler. What even is even that?

That leads to my next question: Flashcat?

The Wheelchair wrote:

Peter Venkman wrote:

The Wheelchair wrote:

Peter Venkman wrote:
The Wheelchair: Flashcat, Fanstuff Extraordinaire, Dead Shuffle, Green Torso

Green Torso?

I was really tired when I made this. If you notice all of the last jobs make absolutely no sense.
Toad Swaggler. What even is even that?

That leads to my next question: Flashcat?

Gankro

FLASHCAT

Hey two guys that are stalking around out there not in the chatbox. This place is getting cold.

Okay the chatbox is officially mine now forever only cool guys allowed but you guys don't come on anyway.

NOW CALLED THE DISKBOX.

TRESPASSERS WILL BE KICKED ON SIGHT

Guys I am alswaays always the only one on the chatbox. You guyssss are jerks.

i guess it is really more of a zombiebox by this point