This is a perfectly funny [CHAT] and it contains many incredibly funny [CHAT]s!

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2011 CALENDAR!

this thread is terribly slow sometimes.


If I were a miitary general I would totally send oily, shirtless men to stop the launch of "HELL BOMBS"

What in the is going on here?

this thread? its a nebulous and mutating discussion with no clear focus.

I want an army made just of oily, shirtless men. We will be undefeated!
We'd have an Oily Shirtless Quartermaster providing oil to our Oily Shirtless troops, led by their fearless Oily Shirtless General...
actually, that...that sounds really creepy. I mean, how many really cool oily shirtless guys are there?

Spoiler:

(Oh, and Aiko-this is Esoteric Chat, where random discussions of zero sense-make happen. It's name gets changed every week or so, so try to keep up.)

duty now wrote:this thread is terribly slow sometimes.


If I were a miitary general I would totally send oily, shirtless men to stop the launch of "HELL BOMBS"

that guy turns me on

SWASTIKA SLAVE GIRLS IN ARGENTINA'S NO-ESCAPE BROTHEL CAMP

okay yeah dont think the nazis ever went to south america but i may be wrong. and i think people would have noticed a building called "NO ESCAPE BROTHEL CAMP (SWASTIKA SLAVE GIRLS WITHIN)"

edit: i was wrong

yeah something else to know about me

i'm bisexual >:3

Also,

okay i dont think sexuality will ever come up on this forum really. especially since the admins are 14

I mean, expect traps.

hey for the first time in months this forum is positively jumping with activity.

DЦTУ ИФШ wrote:hey for the first time in months this forum is positively jumping with activity.

I noticed.

well activity outside a bunch of voyeuristic guests peeking in on us.

That's creep.

Aiko Heiwa wrote:That's creep.

Well, it could happen at any time. It could happen... to you.

Hi, I'm Susan [last name]. If you or someone you love is a voyeuristic guest peeking in on someone, please call the Caring Road for Anonymous Persons at (123)-555-0101 today.[/lameparodyofpsas]

Oh noez.

DЦTУ ИФШ wrote:SWASTIKA SLAVE GIRLS IN ARGENTINA'S NO-ESCAPE BROTHEL CAMP

okay yeah dont think the nazis ever went to south america but i may be wrong. and i think people would have noticed a building called "NO ESCAPE BROTHEL CAMP (SWASTIKA SLAVE GIRLS WITHIN)"

"And if you look to your left, you'll see the no-escape brothel camp. They offer extremely reasonable rates with proof of oily chest ownership!"

Aiko Heiwa wrote:yeah something else to know about me

i'm bisexual >:3

Normally, I'm opposed to that sort of thing. But since we're online acquaintances and we prolly don't live in the same state, I couldn't care less!
Only one question--as a 14-year-old, what can a bisexual actually do?
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Feel free not to answer that.

DЦTУ ИФШ wrote:hey for the first time in months this forum is positively jumping with activity.

I know! This whole weekend there were no posts, and then BAM! It's like we've gone Postal all up in here.

DЦTУ ИФШ wrote:well activity outside a bunch of voyeuristic guests peeking in on us.

We haven't done anything worthy of voyeurism. Or have we...

Lot's of things!

What? The porn I posted got taken down after a couple days. What's the big deal?

Darn if I know.

We need a Die Roll thread

The member 'CASH MONEY' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 6

Yes we do.

The member 'Aiko Heiwa' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd8' : 7

You guys this is getting reeeaaallly old reeeeaaallly fast.