This is a perfectly funny [CHAT] and it contains many incredibly funny [CHAT]s!

i'm a registered independent

Even though I've returned a few days ago, I'd like to ask that good ol' three word question that doesn't start with "What the" and end with some four-letter word that could apply to MANY things.

"What'd I miss?"

You've missed stuff.
Possibly MULTIPLE stuffs.

multiple

posts

even

Strong Vader wrote:multiple

posts

even

*gasp*

this might be my last post for a while, i think my computer is about to die.
I got 11 error messages, and then something about how if i don't click the button NOW i will lose my entire hardrive

man, I'd like to punch Bill Gates in the mouth right now

salute

Day 2 - Update

My computer has two users. The main one is only half erased, and runs fairly normal. The second user has been placed in quarantine, i get all kinds of pop ups and error messages on that side, and everything has been completely erased.

Cygnus X-1 wrote:Day 2 - Update

My computer has two users. The main one is only half erased, and runs fairly normal. The second user has been placed in quarantine, i get all kinds of pop ups and error messages on that side, and everything has been completely erased.

Oh crap, I know the problem. Did some stupid pop-up go up showing what looks like a virus program scanning your hard drive?

I'm baaaack.

you guys should follow me on twitter
Im way cooler than charlie sheen

twitter the way to the dark side it is

as is facebook

the only way to balance the force

is to balance it on top of your head

and do the charleston

do it

it's the bee's knees

You don't know the power of the dark side.

Give in to your hate. It is your destiny.

you're missing the point here

the point is on my pencil

it is a sharp and cogent point

which unfortunately is broken

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

It's a pointless joke!

Sorry, Triplez-Emm, but I really don't want to know all of the random facts about your life. Plus, for all you know, I'm an 83-year-old stalker planning on doing unspeakable things to you in your sleep as soon as I get your E-mail address. Kind of a lose-lose situation.

To all else: I would just like to inform you that the greatest thing in the world has been invented and it is here:


I thought I would explode with nerdy fanboy awesomeness when I saw this.

http://www.google.com/patents?id=aAuzAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=exalted&as_psra=1&as_psra=1#v=onepage&q&f=false

This man figured out entertainment. And how to perfect it.
It's a good thing he patented this, I'm sure someone was right on the verge of this very same thing.

Also be on the look out for women quoting Lenin. It's more common than you think.

As I went through that, I thought about what decisions I would actually make in those situations.
I think the world succumbed to war, like, fifty times.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Sorry, Triplez-Emm, but I really don't want to know all of the random facts about your life. Plus, for all you know, I'm an 83-year-old stalker planning on doing unspeakable things to you in your sleep as soon as I get your E-mail address. Kind of a lose-lose situation.

To all else: I would just like to inform you that the greatest thing in the world has been invented and it is here:


I thought I would explode with nerdy fanboy awesomeness when I saw this.

Sorry to boist your bubble, but I've known about that for about a year...

Nothing wrong with that. I'm often behind the times.
So, anyway, I hear about this game Team Fortress 2 just came out. Looks pretty cool; I'm thinking of buying it.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:Nothing wrong with that. I'm often behind the times.
So, anyway, I hear about this game Team Fortress 2 just came out. Looks pretty cool; I'm thinking of buying it.

So many ways you could've made that joke funnier. You could've said Pac-Man, or electricity, or records, but no, you had to say TF2. You sicken me...

My goal was to pick something that was recent enough that some people might believe me, but also old and popular enough that any self-respecting nerd geek video game obsessant friend-tastically challenged individual should have heard of. My plan would have worked better if Falcon Paunch was here, because she takes everything at face value, and would've began to tell me everything about the game and encourage me to buy it. Instead, I got DJ"overthinksjokesbutstilldoesn'tgetit"mankiewicz.

Uzi-Bazooka wrote:My plan would have worked better if Falcon Paunch was here, because she takes everything at face value, and would've began to tell me everything about the game and encourage me to buy it.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah I don't own TF2.

But that was pretty clever on your part.


In other news, today is my 13th birthday!

Mazel Tov!

Thanks.